If I attempt that I'm going to need a much much bigger penis
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There's plenty of space under that skirt, do you need an even bigger one?
Just a bigger tongue
Here's her page
I did some preliminary reconnaissance. No nudity, very burlesque. Worth a quick scroll through because she is very tall. Which is extremely attractive and an oddity. I mean that in the most sincerest way possible. I'm just saying if you're looking for porn you're not going to find it on her Reddit.
"The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and weak."
I want to see a floor plan, because look at that tile transition.
Being that tall must be kind of annoying. Just needing to duck every time you walk through a doorway seems like a pain. I’m around 6’ and I have a hard time with legroom in airplanes. Idk what people this tall even do if they can’t afford one of the expensive seats.
I worked with someone of similar height. He mentioned trying to buy a car. I think it's just hell.
Big woman
I never thought I'd die this way, but I have always secretly hoped.
I should call her.
No,
,no,
No you should not. You have beeen down that road
You know where it leads.
As a tall woman, this lady is self esteem inspirational.
As a tall woman, even taller women are the best
I get so excited when I see one. I was bullied a lot and it's nice not to associate height with negativity, other women living their best life is as positive as it gets
Yeah I've got a complicated relationship with my height and size in general. Like on one hand it amplifies a lot of the crap I deal with being trans, and it's always so awkward being a head taller than every other woman in a room, and I find myself trying to make myself smaller, but on the other hand I'm barely taller than my mom and some of my old friends from growing up are tall enough they had to be tested for gigantism as kids so I've got so many positive associations with height, and my wife really likes my height
As a small dude, I feel like I have no shot with tall women
Edit: bruh what am I saying, I barely have a shot with any women
My wife is taller than me. You've just got to find your match.
I'm 5'3 and my wife is closer to 5'10. My wife is quite charming and attractive whilst I have a huge personality.
Awful joke that scarcely carries into text aside, it's possible to date successfully as a short man. You just have to have things to offer, then find someone who values those things. Having really excellent things, like fantastic conversational skills and personality, well-developed or unique personal interests, or a monster condom that you use for your magnum dong, helps immensely.
That's pretty cool. You give me much encouragement sir, cause I am around your height. I just have like negative rizz, not sure how to work on that.
I'm six foot and my husband is 5'9, we've been together over 20 years. There's always a shot, believe you're a short king and women will believe in you. Confidence > everything else. You'll find your person.
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