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[โ€“] Roflmasterbigpimp@lemmy.world 12 points 20 hours ago (5 children)

How about I get us started? To get the groove going;

AHHH! Look at my Bank Account! I have money left after paying rent! OHHH THE HUMANITY! ๐Ÿ˜จ

[โ€“] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 20 hours ago (4 children)

Drugs are cheaper than groceries, also delivered within 15 minutes while groceries take 1 to 2 days. Guess what I'll be consuming tonight instead of dinner!

1 grocery bag with food for 2 day: 75 euros.

Or:

5 grams of ketamine: 25 euros.

5 xtc pills: 10 euros.

3 grams amphetamine: 15 euros.

I just saved 25 euros expenses, with enough for 5 days! Yay!

[โ€“] Roflmasterbigpimp@lemmy.world 3 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) (1 children)

Just get a Fent-a.

The only soft drink with the extra kick of terrible addiction!

[โ€“] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 20 hours ago

I have nyl wishes getting addicted to that shit. I'm more of an upper guy. Gotta stay positive! The world is already full of downies, like diaper Donny the taco in chief.

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