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Dog shoots owner in the back after jumping on shotgun left on bed: Police (abcnews.go.com)

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[–] not_me@piefed.social 14 points 18 hours ago (3 children)

Guns don't kill people . Bullets kill people

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 11 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Bullets don't kill people, homeostatic imbalance kills people.

[–] not_me@piefed.social 2 points 7 hours ago

Bullets kill people ,politicians kill people

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 3 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Depends if you pistol-whip someone to death

[–] not_me@piefed.social 1 points 7 hours ago

Didn't work

[–] dracs@programming.dev 1 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (1 children)

Guns don't kill people. Physics kills people.

[–] Capricorn_Geriatric@lemmy.world 5 points 17 hours ago

Triggers don't kill people. They start cutscenes.