this post was submitted on 10 Jul 2026
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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


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Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

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[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 117 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] testaccount789@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 days ago

Don't poke the eyeball!

[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 51 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

I think he left his phone light on his face.

EDIT: woosh

[–] dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 92 points 2 days ago (1 children)

She's taking a flash illuminated picture through the plughole, which is shining on his face. He is what's living in her sink.

[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 43 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Oh my gosh I’m stupid. Thanks.

[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You're not the only one. I didn't get that until I saw this comment thread.

[–] tpyo@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

I only got this one because I saw a previous post related to it. Otherwise it would have also completely escaped me

You can't be Stupid, I'm Stupid

[–] wetsoggybread@lemmy.world 20 points 2 days ago

You're right because nothing lives in the sink, definitely not the monster

[–] snooggums@piefed.world 34 points 2 days ago

I can't stop laughing at this. The look pn her face while shining the light down the drain holding the phone all janky is just perfect.

Is the sink drain open for the light to shine down on a regular sized guy? Is he just really tiny and down in the drain? Both ideas are hilarious!

[–] MrKoyun@lemmy.world 21 points 2 days ago

The best memes are the ones you take a few seconds to register and understand because they hit harder

[–] DickFiasco@sh.itjust.works 44 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I like this meme so much better than corn and beans.

[–] papalonian@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Yeah honestly so glad that corn resurgence died after a couple posts. Whenever I see that shit start up again I just hop off Lemmy for a couple days lol. Don't see what's entertaining or funny about scrolling through the search results of a grocery store webpage. And I was one of the ones at the beginning that thought it was funny.. for like 2 days.

[–] NotSteve_@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I do find it annoying but it's also a bit of a protest against this community getting overrun by Americans ranting about American politics which is also really annoying

[–] papalonian@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

"this content is annoying to me, I'll solve the problem by spamming a ton of annoying content so that everyone is annoyed!"

Why not.. post content you want to see? (Not you in particular, but the people that do this)

[–] NotSteve_@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 days ago

I get where you're coming from but it's more about the moderation of this community I think rather than the personal flavour preferences of shitposts.

Like American-centric shitposting, fine, we're all used to that unfortunately, but straight up US political news is definitely not relevant here and should be removed. Since that doesn't happen, the community takes to basically wrecking the place for a bit to remind everyone what our goal here is (shit posts and memes). US politics may be shit but there's a million other places to post that stuff

[–] D1re_W0lf@piefed.social 15 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)
[–] swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 days ago

... to your heart ❤️

[–] roguetrick@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

It's the rats, the rats in the walls.

[–] FistingEnthusiast@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

The brightest lights come from the head-torch while trying to find the damned problem under a cabinet

[–] altkey@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 days ago

Idols of Ash game done horny, lol.