this post was submitted on 11 Jul 2026
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[–] TomMasz@piefed.social 1 points 2 hours ago

Are granola shirts okay?

[–] hdnsmbt@lemmy.world 8 points 7 hours ago

I like how they left room for more rules that might come up in the future.

[–] NarrativeBear@lemmy.world 10 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

My muscle shirt

1000063453

Also what's the difference between a muscle shirt and a tank top?

[–] Elshender@sh.itjust.works 15 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

A muscle shirt (or sleeveless tee) resembles a standard t-shirt with the sleeves removed, featuring broader shoulders, standard necklines, and a tighter, contoured fit designed to showcase your physique.

A tank top is the upper portion of a tank, typically called the turret, containing the cannon and firing system which can typically rotate to better acquire targets.

[–] lovely_reader@lemmy.world 3 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

If question: Muscle shirts (sleeveless tees) are usually less revealing than tank tops, which are narrower at the shoulders and can have huge armholes that expose more of the torso

If riddle: idk, what?

[–] NarrativeBear@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago

It all just seems like body shaming to me. People just don't know what to do when they see a stray nipple.

[–] Arcanepotato@crazypeople.online 13 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

MU-SEL-E, must be Italian!

[–] skankhunt42@lemmy.ca 2 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

We gotta put it in the front window for all the neighbours to see!

[–] Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io 4 points 9 hours ago

"I'll have the Musele with Marinara, please."

"Ok, just don't get any on your shirt, or yer outa here."

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 15 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Having just painted my entry hall, I do appreciate the attention paid to a quality paint job.

[–] slothrop@lemmy.ca 7 points 10 hours ago

Because no saggy paints are allowed!

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 3 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

walks in with just my underwear, a clump of grass, and my fisticuffs

[–] slothrop@lemmy.ca 2 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Is that a weapon in your underpants...?

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

A weapon of love, baby 😘

[–] skankhunt42@lemmy.ca 2 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)
[–] IDew@lemmy.zip 10 points 10 hours ago

Is this in bikini bottom

[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 4 points 8 hours ago

Where else am I going to keep my muesli?