Random Access Mammories.
this post was submitted on 25 Jul 2026
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They were right there the whole time.
"mind if I pet a bit" -the other girl, probably
May I Nibble a bit?
A Nibble is 4 bits, not one.
Yes and this is english language jesting, rhyming.
*nybble
but that would only be a quarter of one breast
It'd be a lot less than that if two breasts are 1000 terabytes
Heh :D
Vast tracts of memory cells.
Yeah, but it's DDR3, so ...
I'd set up a hypervisor with maxed DDR3 in a heart beat.
You can fit so many pirated movies into those titties.
She has RAM, get her!
Imo the best meme out of this crisis.
Just watched a video essay about a game made by a PlayBoy model in the 90s who was quoted as saying her biggest turn on is a PC with a lot of RAM.
(game is Riana Rouge made by Gillian Bonner)
By Earlybird right? That was a fun watch.
1000 TB is 1 PB
AI uses around 500 PB worldwide
Breasts are not big enough
Clone her and there will be another two breasts to meet demand
Curse these unrealistic ~~beauty~~ capacity standards!
All those memories will be lost in time, like tears in rain.
So close "All those mammaries will be lost in time, like tears in rain." 😀
This looks hilarious what is this?
Buttobi CPU • I Dream of Mimi
Thanks, wow, that's quite the ecchi plot hook: https://myanimelist.net/anime/458/Buttobi_CPU
It turns out that the PC2198 is an advanced bio-type computer that needs a nearly constant input of sperm to function
In a different universe the Wachowskis made this instead of the matrix
Ah, so its that kind of anime.
I could be wrong, since I've never watched it, but it looks similar to what I've seen of Golden Boy.
Oh man I completely forgot about that show.
No idea, found it on social media
How much are these TittyChips?
Johnny Mnemonic 2, Mammory Boogaloo
I'd like to make a full system backup please
Does it give me extra FPS via Mammory 5 methods