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[–] unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

My relative said he would never get culled as a juror, because he was an activist lawyer. Actually he was a lawyer for a local city government and he helped shape all the changes for a region and after he retired from the city, he represented local cops who had fucked up real bad

So get a law degree if you want to get out if jury duty

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 points 1 day ago

lawyers, LEO, or family of either one will usually get you excused asap. the 2nd less common is being a MD, PHD, or another scientist or specialist.

[–] MrSelfDestruct@piefed.zip 4 points 1 day ago

Real human bean

[–] imadethis@fedinsfw.app 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'm pretty sure you can just open one can of surstromming and save yourself all the effort of the eggs.

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 1 points 1 day ago (3 children)

What does that mean in American?

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[–] TIEPilot@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Take it easy Satan... talk about evil.

[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafe 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] snoons@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 day ago

That's after the olive oil and sugar free gummies.

[–] turtlesareneat@piefed.ca -3 points 1 day ago (3 children)

It's weird how sometimes y'all will engage with an AI image like it's real without further discussion

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