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[–] freeman@sh.itjust.works 32 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Old school MS would just add some seconds delay to the Mac version.

[–] Railcar8095@lemmy.world 9 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

I want to have to book an appointment every time I want to use a Microsoft product.

[–] rmuk@feddit.uk 5 points 17 hours ago

Great! I'll just fire up Outlook to put that into my cale oh no

[–] Ludicrous0251@piefed.zip 103 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Knowing Microslop™, they'll fix it by loading every document on your computer into memory at boot and call it "Quick Launch"

[–] gratux@lemmy.blahaj.zone 67 points 1 day ago (1 children)

True Microslop™ behaviour would be to only do this for documents in OneDrive, then tell users to store all documents there for "improved performance"

[–] Vlyn@lemmy.zip 22 points 1 day ago

That just sent a weird shiver down my spine.

[–] cholesterol@lemmy.world 5 points 18 hours ago

I'm done with MS myself, but at the same time I like to be conscious that news sites are milking the sentiment of frustrated users by constantly rephrasing "MS said they are going to be improve X" into "MS admits that X is bad".

[–] Archimedes@sh.itjust.works 5 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

My linguistic pet peeve is using compounds to describe a negative.

Twice as slow < half as fast.

[–] treesapx@lemmy.world 4 points 19 hours ago

Twice as ugly ? Half as pretty

[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Jokes on you i'm still running word 2007

[–] Tiral@lemmy.world 5 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Yar matie! That be a good choice!

[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 3 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Whole damned office suite including visio

[–] rmuk@feddit.uk 1 points 17 hours ago

Give me Frontpage or give me death!

[–] Bebopalouie@lemmy.ca 50 points 1 day ago

And worse, they don’t even care.

[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 6 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

"And Microsoft has no excuse (they'd be willing to admit to).". Those wacky little degenerates and their "back doors". We need serious people back in the tech world again. Men and women of honour, with standards.

[–] Funkt4st1c@lemmy.world 5 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

They all moved to linux or are bound by golden handcuffs. Source: my entire friend group

[–] Initech_vs_Initrode@lemmy.zip 2 points 15 hours ago

I worked with some former Microsoft people. It was ridiculous. So much drama. They were constantly pushing initiatives that made no sense. They cared more about their weird culture than they did about making great products. I think that Ballmer broke Microsoft. His endless stacked-ranking made people focus on corporate politics and resume padding over quality.

[–] SpicyLizards@reddthat.com 21 points 1 day ago

Gotta load that sweet telemetry

[–] mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 1 points 15 hours ago

maybe one day someone can get to the bottom of why it takes thirty seconds to open a local Excel file

[–] dregan@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago

Microsoft's excuse: 🖕

[–] Syndication@lemmy.today 19 points 1 day ago

So... don't use it?

[–] Cris_Citrus@piefed.zip 5 points 1 day ago

Oh but they do- their excuse is incompetence! They have so much excuse. And by excuse I mean they have so much incompence 😀

[–] Brkdncr@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

Legacy code bloat. How much of that macOS code is even from win32 word?

[–] Damage@feddit.it 14 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I don't think it's the old code that's bloated. I've been using office '97 at work for... reasons, and despite some bugs it still runs on the latest windows server, does pretty much everything Word 365 does and is much faster.... really makes you think.

[–] blackbeans@lemmy.zip 16 points 1 day ago

Word 97 also has a memory requirement of 8 MB. That legacy win32 code is extremely optimized, programmed in a time where every bit and byte was considered. It's today's background services and applications that slow Windows down, consuming memory and cycles for no apparent reason.

Office apps have also become much slower and less stable since they integrated cloud support and bolted on javascript for the user interface.

[–] GreyEyedGhost@piefed.ca 3 points 20 hours ago

I'm pretty sure Office 97 was the last version to not use ribbons or have auto-arranging menus. As a support worker, nothing was worse than those two items. Having to walk someone through clicking a series of static menus was so much easier, could even be done in a doc with optional graphics, and the user might learn something in the process. After those things, there was no standard, anything could be anywhere, and there was no guarantee you or the user would know where to find the thing you were looking for. And they called it progress.

[–] GenosseFlosse@feddit.org 3 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I had the same issue with slow loading office at work. If you check the network request, office opens 10 or even more connections on startup, i guess at least one is for licence check, possibly another one for one drive. However one of the requests took more than 8 seconds to complete, and during the whole time office would just sit idle.

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

ostensibly, it's also for things like collaboration. But I'm willing to bet that at least half the data going across the servers are telemetry and... if we're being honest, probably corporate espionage.

[–] Damage@feddit.it 1 points 22 hours ago

Not to mention new outlook which won't even open without an internet connection

[–] Ebby@lemmy.ssba.com 5 points 1 day ago

Last I heard the Mac version of word was entirely different code than the Windows program. Different teams too.

But that was a long time ago. Things could have changed especially with the change to subscription/web deployment.

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