I was today's years old to finally notice the cat-head-tail thing...
But it also just recently dawned upon me why pacman has those weird "c" as progress indicators...
I'm not a smart man...
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For the past 30 years or so, my brain always tells me to type "last" instead of "tail". This usually results in some kind of "Permission denied" message that confuses me for a few seconds.
there's a last command? just knowing that.
Yes, but it shows information about recent/current logins and requires access a file called wtmp (or something like that, off the top of my head), and that requires privileged access.
My usual use case where I mix it up is looking at a log file and and I just want to see the last few entries. So my brain 🧠 tells my fingers to type "last logfile", and when I get the permission message it tells my mouth to go, "Doh!".
yeah I looked it up
this will be handy
~$ last reboot
~$ last -s -7days
cat is misunderstood a lot. The purpose of cat is to combine multiple files together (it's literally short for "concatenate"), like cat *.log to combine all log files together.
If you're just using it for a single file, then you should just redirect the file to stdin. These two command lines behave similarly:
cat foo.txt | some-command
some-command < foo.txt
For head, tail, grep and some other commands, you can just pass in the file name directly as an argument (e.g. grep whatever foo.txt).
Also known as cat abuse.
awww what's a cat without a head and a tail?
I guess depending on your interpretation of without it could either be "cat" or "a".
You'll see cat FILE | all the time because it's just a natural start to a pipeline. You cat FILE to see the content unfiltered before filtering it with further commands.
it’s just a natural start to a pipeline
Fair, but in general I find it way more useful to use cat for piping.
In most cases I'll do something like
cat file | program
cat file | program | grep
cat file | program | grep | cut
This gets more complicated if the file is at the end of the command.
I don't know why anybody would disagree with this. It's a very clean way of putting it.
It wouldn't be at the end, since you'd still be piping into program
program <file | grep | cut
If I just want to look at the file, is there a better way than cat foo.txt? I guess I can't just do < foo.txt
If it's really long, I use less , because it breaks it up into navigable pages instead of filling your entire buffer. :)
Never knew about just using < though! Cool!
Admittedly I still use cat for this.
This also works too, but it's more verbose:
echo "$(<foo.txt)"
It's mentioned in the Bash man pages:
The command substitution $(cat file) can be replaced by the equivalent but faster $(< file).
EDIT: I was just informed that simply <foo.txt works too.
how in the world is this not a useless use of echo and equivalent to <foo.txt
OK, TIL you can just do <foo.txt. I didn't think that worked. Thanks!
So close! you have to do cat < foo.txt :-) (/s)
I still like doing cat file.txt | grep thing because I often re-run it to find something else like cat file.txt | grep thing2 - and if I do that with grep, the pattern sits awkwardly in the middle instead of at the end
yeah sure but the command is literally written for the humor.
I know, but I just wanted to mention this since a lot of new Linux users end up using cat this way :)
Is there any downside?
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Bat is my favorite command to date.
~$ which bat
~$ bat man
Another all-time favorite:
$ man woman
No manual entry for woman
$ touch woman
touch: cannot touch 'woman': Permission denied
tac is a cat but faced the other way
ohhh let me check it out lol
I've been using a slightly customized bash-cat for years now. Still makes me smile when I see it
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I always thought it's
head | cat | tail
It, of course, waits for an input, which brings up the one and only question...
Have you fed your cat?
of course look meow meow so loud
man which
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