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[–] gmtom@lemmy.world 18 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

This feels like thinly veiled "both sides bad" shit

[–] Tiral@lemmy.world 5 points 5 hours ago

Nein! Clearly the Democrat swine is the worst choice! /s

[–] BeardededSquidward@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Especially thinking Stalin would be a democrat. The difference between him and Hitler was what they said the economic system was that they used to exploit.

[–] plyth@feddit.org 1 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

Right. If Hitler had known about the Holocaust he would have stopped it.

/s

I am not aware that Stalin had planned to extinguish entire races. Stalin did some genociding but no final genociding. There is no question which country I would choose as a minority.

Oh a little genocide, as a treat.

[–] ajikeshi@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago

genociding but no final genociding

wtf is that weird hairsplitting... so it is more okay to do a little massmurdering than "proper" massmurdering?

a genocide is a genocide, and the soviet union under stalin enacted those as well (see for example the holodomor, treatment of polish and baltic people in the soviet union)

[–] ArmchairAce1944@discuss.online 10 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

I have seen Hitler without his mustache many times, but never Stalin. Took me a moment to recognize him.

[–] gmtom@lemmy.world 1 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

You've never seen the picture of sexy young Stalin?

[–] ChairmanMeow@programming.dev 1 points 7 hours ago

IIRC that's disputed to not actually be Stalin.

[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 9 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Uncle Joe has an odd resemblance to Ronald Regan in the thumbnail.

[–] Archimedes@sh.itjust.works 3 points 13 hours ago

They unholy love child of Ronald Reagan and Alec Baldwin.

[–] stopforgettingit@lemmy.world 126 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I mustache them a question.

[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 55 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Can you shave it for later?

[–] mechoman444@lemmy.world 7 points 21 hours ago

AND YOU GET AN UPVOTE!

[–] enchantedgoldapple@sopuli.xyz 4 points 17 hours ago

I think I beard of them before

[–] mechoman444@lemmy.world 7 points 21 hours ago

You get an upvote!

[–] Slovene85@sh.itjust.works 11 points 18 hours ago

Mr. Hilter.

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 68 points 1 day ago (2 children)

The first one looks like they're stalling. The second one looks like they're a heavy hittler.

[–] Akasazh@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago

Mr Schicklgruber

[–] muffedtrims@lemmy.world 4 points 22 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Aqarius@lemmy.world 3 points 18 hours ago

Nah, these people are Americans. Mr. Hilter is from North Minehead

[–] unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz 11 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago)

This reeks of lies

I guess it's hearts of iron iv. Good game, mods are all over the place, you can demolish the Confederacy

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 26 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I'm being told we need to Vote Blue No Matter Who.

[–] thorhop@sopuli.xyz 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Vote green for your spleen

[–] HoneyMustardGas@lemmy.world 5 points 23 hours ago (3 children)

No, purple for your turtle.

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago

Vote orange for your... Oh no.

[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 2 points 16 hours ago

McConnell is dead tho

[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 4 points 21 hours ago

Vote orange for your syringe.

[–] SwingingTheLamp@piefed.zip 7 points 22 hours ago (3 children)

Yes, harm reduction is paramount. You must vote for and support the candidate who'll kill only 700,000 people. It's a moral imperative, because 700,000 is less than 5,000,000. Harm 👏 reduction 👏.

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[–] PRIMEcavitationfetishist@quokk.au 2 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago) (2 children)

I guess if those are the only two choices? Both farther left than anyone they've backed since Obama.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 1 points 10 hours ago

Both farther left

:-/

[–] eyelevel@lemmy.world 1 points 14 hours ago

*Fuhrer left.

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

There is a Pennsylvania in Austria?

[–] Photonic@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago

No but there might have been one in Germany if the rest of the world hadn’t intervened

[–] No_Money_Just_Change@feddit.org 2 points 17 hours ago (3 children)

If they are from two different states, why is it framed like they are opponents in one election?

[–] gmtom@lemmy.world 3 points 13 hours ago

It's just their home state, not what state they are running for/ could be setting it up like a presidential election.

[–] eyelevel@lemmy.world 4 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

They're candidates for president

[–] OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 2 points 13 hours ago

They resemble Stalin and Hitler but without the facial hair.

[–] thethrilloftime69@feddit.online 8 points 1 day ago (4 children)

This is actually a very easy choice

[–] Visstix@lemmy.world 6 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

Yeah I heard one of them killed hitler.

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

The other one killed Stalin. Though less directly.

Edit: actually, should give all credit where it's due. The other one also inspired the one that killed Hitler to kill Hitler.

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 2 points 15 hours ago

Yep. A murderous, authoritarian tyrant who's reign only lasted 12 years vs a murderous, authoritarian tyrant who continued to oppress people for 30.

[–] db2@lemmy.world 8 points 23 hours ago (6 children)

Get them to stand single file?

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[–] A_Chilean_Cyborg@feddit.cl 3 points 21 hours ago

between two genocidal dictators that teamed up but betrayed eachother because they suck even amongst themselves?

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