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[–] WolfLink@sh.itjust.works 46 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

The next shot is he backs down because they threaten his love interest

[–] cmbabul@slrpnk.net 19 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

A gif of Indy punching one of the many Nazis he punched would’ve been better

[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 19 points 2 weeks ago

It's not a gif, but you get the idea.

Punching Nazis

[–] Hamartia@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago

For your average extreme centrist that's their coupling to hegemonic power

[–] too_high_for_this@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Nah, he threatens to blow up the Ark if they don't release her. They call his bluff and take him prisoner, too.

[–] Dookieman12@piefed.social 29 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

If you see a snake coiling up and preparing to strike, do you wait until it bites you to stop it?

If you have a cold, do you wait until you're in the hospital to take medicine?

When a man declares his intent to harm you, at that point, any violence against him becomes justified on the basis of self-defense. When a group of people declare their intent to harm all others, at what point does violence against that group become justified on the same basis?

[–] LillyPip@lemmy.ca 15 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

So, fun and slightly unrelated story:

In the late 80s, when I was a teen, we were driving through the Arizona desert to Mexico and there was this big stretch where there was just nothing. No radio, no rest stops, literally nothing. And I had to pee really bad.

So we pulled over for me to do my business. It was an open desert with nothing to hide behind, so I went a bit from the road and found the biggest bush I could. It was dead and not full enough for much privacy, but far enough that I thought it gave enough cover. So I squatted and pulled down my shorts, and heard a really loud rattle. I didn’t even think. Just scrambled back towards the car, butt naked to the sky, scraping my knees in the dirt. Not even sure when or how I pulled up my shorts.

I’d nearly pissed on a rattlesnake. The adults reassured me that they rattle instead of bite, so I wasn’t in real danger. They thought it was hilarious. I did not.

Sometimes you don’t think, you just do what you can do.

do what you can do

Yeah! Vote blue no matter who!

[–] Wrufieotnak@feddit.org 6 points 2 weeks ago

I agree in general but slight nitpick:

When somebody declares intent to harm you, proportional violence becomes justified as self defence.

If you say you want to hit me on my pinky finger, I'm not justified in killing you. If you declare to kill or eradicate me, as the extreme right does to certain marginalised groups, a lot of different levels of violence are justified, including killing for the really severe cases.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (3 children)

If you see a snake coiling up and preparing to strike, do you wait until it bites you to stop it?

Generally speaking, snakes only attack when they feel threatened.

But humans attack purely for the joy of killing.

If I see a snake coiled up to attack, I back away and we both live another day. I don't reach in to stab it, get bit in response, and die from the poison a few hours later.

[–] Fetus@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago
[–] jtrek@startrek.website 7 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Generally speaking, snakes only attack when they feel threatened.

Well, a lot of conservatives feel threatened. The fear isn't justified, but it's real.

[–] Katana314@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

If they’re scared of hallucinations, they’re a threat. There’s no external way to stop them from hallucinating.

I’m happy for anyone that can realize “Oh my god, I believed in stories that trans people were attacking our civil liberties based on no evidence, I’m a complete worthless moron.” Can’t do anything about the others though - even hammering the facts isn’t really a path for it.

A scared conservative is a thing to kill. Its a walking threat, and we know they're all fucking violent as hell

[–] stylusmobilus@aussie.zone 2 points 3 weeks ago

Every time too, pretty much.

Even the horrible Aussie ones. I respect rattlesnakes, they give a good warning and really try to avoid the strike. Very intelligent snakes. Ours are timid but there’s no warning unfortunately if you’re unlucky.

I wonder if I’ll see an eastern brown in the yard this year.

That depends.is this hypothetical man to my right or to my left?

[–] ryannathans@aussie.zone 1 points 3 weeks ago

The irony is for the first two, the correct answer is do nothing and walk away. You do not harm a snake, you leave it alone. A cold is a cold, there's no medicating a cold to prevent hospitalisation.

[–] eestileib@sh.itjust.works 12 points 3 weeks ago

"we called the dog Indiana!"

[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Wait is he using an RPG in ehat was supposed to be WW2 era north Africa??

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Panzerfaust 1. Though they coulda maybe got one that looked like it was from the right time period; this looks more like an RPG7.

[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

That's an RPG. I know what a panzerfaust looks like. You could probably get the prop depratment to make you a fake panzerfaust for cheaper than you could buy a real rpg7 with a dummy round. The faust is literally just a tube with a shaped charge at the end.

[–] Cum_Rag@fedinsfw.app 5 points 3 weeks ago

Is that new angle of the Kirk shooting?