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Towed there by a bike. Fucking legends.
this post was submitted on 08 Aug 2026
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If you see a guillotine and immediately assume it’s for you, maybe you should reconsider some life choices. Because the vast majority of people would see a guillotine and go “oh that’s fucking cool” instead of assuming it was there specifically for them.
Because the vast majority of people would see a guillotine and go “oh that’s fucking cool”
They might also go "that's concerning". Most people aren't great fans of violence, so the implication of a violent device might worry them.
But they still wouldn't go "they're coming for me", unless they have a persecution complex and genuinely think someone's out to get them.
Most of the latter group would be wrong.
Based
Dude I used to live close to Salem. Way to go Salem. That’s so Salem of you.
If there's anything we can depend upon, it's the Willamette Valley interdiction to meeting corporate greed, and I love it. Represent. I'm there.
Edit: it's a valley and not a velley. My phone is dumb, but apparently you guys get it.
Goddamned proud of my community.
I am truly grateful for our collectivism. This is home, because I know I always have family and will fight tooth and claw to maintain that.
LOL! Thank you France for developing an angled blade. Although the horizontal blade may not be a bad idea for the murdering bastards.
Allegedly it was originally horizontal and the angled blade was actually Louis XVI's idea. So, good on him for making his own death less painful I guess
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This is the way.
Proud to be an Oregonian 🫡
"I Made a Guillotine That Only Works on Billionaires" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7Vho4G0wtc
The video is misleading.
I have a bike. I don't have a guillotine yet. New life goal unlocked!
I'm thinking about making one. It's probably not that hard.
I fucking love this song and listen to it at least once a week. The coup is amazing!
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Why would he assume it was for him? Unless he knows he has done something to warrant it.
When I see a gullotine, it doesn't make me nervous. Cause I know it's not for me.
His reaction is admission of guilt.
To be fair if you have read anything about the guillotine you may realize that it doesn't necessarily matter if it's for you. Once people start using that thing it seems to be like a bag of lays chips.
People do usually get a bit carried away once they start executing during revolutions.
I am aware that happened for the French one.
Weird that so many Nazis were spared though. Only a fraction of them faced any consequences.
But I do recall that the after Germany was defeated , a lot of women sex workers were beaten and abused by their neighbors and called traitors when these women likely had very little say in turning down Nazi clients.
(In occupied countries)
Likewise the business owners in collaboration with Nazis should have been targeted more but instead people went after sex workers.
Beat them. Shaved their heads. Spit on them.
Easier targets.
That assumes he thinks the people are right that his actions warrant consequences. He can be aware it's about him but also think they are wrong about his actions being a problem.
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"Suffer not the CEO to live" Exodus 22:18
Something like that, according to LLM translation from the original text. Who am I to question the machine spirit.
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The fact that it's being towed by a bicycle makes it all the more better.
I need to get me one of those bicycle accessories.
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