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Nano has already supplanted the great EMacs and Vim as the most popular text editor of all linux distros, for though it has many omissions in functionality it scores over the older, more complete programs in two important respects. First, it is slightly simpler; and secondly it has the text "^ Exit" inscribed in highlighted text on its footer

EDIT : This sees to be going over some people's heads. It's a hitchiker's guide to the galaxy reference.

The Hitchhiker's Guide has already supplanted the great Encyclopaedia Galactica as the standard repository of all knowledge and wisdom, for though it has many omissions . . . it scores over the older, more pedestrian work in two important respects. First, it is slightly cheaper; and secondly it has the words DON'T PANIC inscribed in large friendly letters on its cover.

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[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 16 points 6 days ago

Many were increasingly of the opinion that they'd all made a big mistake moving away from 'ed' in the first place, and some said that even 'ed' had been a bad move, and that no-one should ever have left punch cards.

[–] ZoteTheMighty@lemmy.zip 8 points 6 days ago

Perhaps you're right...or perhaps the Encyclopaedia Galactica is a better tool for navigating the galaxy if you're willing to learn a trick or two about how to navigate it? No one ever argued that the Restaurant at the End of the Universe was the BEST restaurant, only that it was the one at the end.

[–] Digit@lemmy.today 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

*Ahem*

mcedit

under sung hero of easy tui text editors. [Has controls on screen.]

overlooked because it's part of mc, and thus does not show up in the text editor categories in package managers and websearches?

could do a similar THGTTG bit for it. ... or other parodies of other stuff... idk, my brain not conjuring such things with ease just now.

(And yes, I missed the reference, at first, too... Thought about responding with some contrived towel elaboration).

[–] sunbeam60@feddit.uk 6 points 6 days ago

mcedit is fine. I personally find micro the perfect blend of features and simplicity.

[–] burlemarx@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 6 days ago

I understand why. People tried using vi/vim but couldn't figure out how to exit the app. On the other hand, with Emacs, you need to use 4 keystrokes to do anything. It does not surprise me why nano is way used by default.

[–] FerrisEuler@programming.dev 2 points 6 days ago

Nano's used because it's easier to use, which means the user interface is more intuitive than the others who insist you hit a key before making an edit.

[–] shellington@piefed.zip 153 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I like Nano; it lets me do what I need to do quickly, simply and efficiently.

[–] chonglibloodsport@lemmy.ca 2 points 6 days ago

Vi lets me jump to the place I need to be and make edits to a config file very sticky, simply, and efficiently. But all that came at the cost of the steep learning curve.

[–] Cyno@programming.dev 1 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Same, although I did wish I could like, just select text with my mouse properly, or move the cursor to a place by clicking there, delete blocks without cutting them, and/or remember the copy/paste/undo shortcuts...etc

[–] homes@piefed.world 44 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (15 children)

That’s why nano gets used more than vi/vim. In the past, the majority of people using terminal text editors were geeks and developers. Now the majority of people using the terminal text editors are more often casual users who have no use for putting the time and effort to learn vi/vim, especially because they have no need for the extended functionality

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[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 82 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

Many were increasingly of the opinion that they’d all made a big mistake in making text editors in the first place. And some said that even making operating systems had been a bad move, and that no one should ever have built computers at all.

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 35 points 1 week ago

In the beginning, boolean algebra was invented.

This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.

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[–] syscall@programming.dev 55 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I see Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy parody, I updoot

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[–] cannedtuna@piefed.world 47 points 1 week ago (1 children)

People don’t have to look up “how to exit nano”

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[–] edinbruh@feddit.it 37 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (11 children)

It's there and it's easy. Most people don't use terminal text editors unless they are SSHing in a server, and they would only do that sporadically, so it makes no sense to become proficient in a complex text editor like vim or Emacs for that little use case.

Sidenote: personally, I learned vim once, and used it extensively every day for two years. I stopped using it for one year and was back to square one. Now I use vscode for everything... Even when I'm using SSH, because vscode supports SSH

[–] bilb@lemmy.ml 1 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I use kate for almost everything. I can open and edit files over sftp, and it has a terminal like vscode as well. I should try vscode again, it's been a while.

[–] Bluetreefrog@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Konqueror was the goat. Split screens. Browse the web. Browse remote directories. Browse local directories. I was sad when it went away.

[–] bilb@lemmy.ml 1 points 5 days ago

Yeah! I used to use it as my default browser back when it was viable to do so. Dolphin can do all of that pretty well except browse the web. I do kinda wish there was an excellent KDE web browser. Falkon might be nice, but I'd really need a way to integrate with Bitwarden/Vaultwarden.

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[–] kopasz7@sh.itjust.works 34 points 1 week ago

It is preinstalled and does what it needs to do. What else can I ask for?

[–] TaterTot@piefed.social 33 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm ashamed to admit that, despite having read Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy several times, my Vim elitist mindset made me miss the reference.

Sometimes you need a real good slice of humble pie to remember what's important in life.

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 11 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (2 children)

Sometimes you need a real good slice of humble pie to remember what’s important in life.

digital watches

[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca 6 points 6 days ago

They're neat!

[–] Whelks_chance@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

We should have stayed up in the trees.

[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca 25 points 1 week ago (6 children)

Nano is to EMacs/Vim as Notepad is to Notepad++ or VSCode (Nano has features Notepad doesn't, but you get the point).

I don't do a ton of code editing directly on the CLI. I do things like change parameters in config files or open a file to read it quickly. If I'm doing more heavy editing, I'll use a GUI editor (with an SFTP extension if I'm working on a headless server). So programs like Vim and EMacs have never been useful for me.

To each their own (and I have all the respect for anyone who knows how to exit Vim without looking it up) but I'm guessing the majority of people have a similar experience.

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[–] Scoopta@programming.dev 22 points 1 week ago (4 children)

I've wanted to move elsewhere for a long time, thing is I don't use nano for programming, I use it for config files. For programming I use an IDE, and every time I've tried leaving my IDE for emacs with a language server I find I just can't be bothered to set it up and learn it and make the move. Maybe because while I have some gripes with my current setup...they're very minor

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[–] heliotrope@retrofed.com 20 points 1 week ago (7 children)

I've used Vim, NeoVim, Micro, mg(1), JOE, and even MS Edit (both the original DOS version and the recent Rust clone). No matter how complex and tailored I wrote my config, though, the features I actually used were included in GNU nano and/or my command shell without any of the bugs, bloat, learning curve, or slop.

Using it as my default just makes sense.

[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 days ago

DOS edit was just an alias to qbasic /edit packaged in a .com

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[–] OpenStars@discuss.online 20 points 1 week ago

oh no, not again.

[–] jxk@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 week ago (2 children)

ed is the standard text editor

[–] eah@programming.dev 15 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I shall prematurely end this comment chain with the obligatory xkcd. Yes, you've seen it before, and you will see it again.

real programmers

[–] Supercrunchy@programming.dev 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Fun fact, in emacs they added M-x butterfly as a reference to this xkcd.

[–] anewfox@lemmy.zip 3 points 6 days ago

i've been using emacs for a while and i cannot believe i've never thought to check for that. sure enough, there it is. amazing.

[–] renlok@lemmy.zarioth.com 17 points 1 week ago

Same reason people use notepad on windows. It's already installed on almost every distro

[–] AgentSeven@lemmy.zip 16 points 1 week ago

I'm in the "been working with Linux since the 90s" gang so I call vim vi and nano pico and when I started there was a coolness factor to be considered. I was incredibly uncool so I used whatever I wanted, including pico - I mean you used pine for email back in the day and the interface was nearly identical, so whatever.

But I did want to be at least a tiny bit cooler, so I learned vi in a fairly rudimentary fashion. I can edit, jump, delete, search, replace, copy and paste - oh, and I can exit. I've spent so much time using vi, that my brain doesn't even have to think about exiting, not even whether I want to write or not. It just happens like second nature. It's actually gotten to where nano seems unduly burdensome to me.

But really, I prefer an IDE for programming. CLI editors will always be for configuration files and shell scripts to me.

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