Huh …. Then I remember all those cakes I made as a kid with my moms help were so much better than crap from a grocery, but I no longer have time or practice to do that
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The girls that lived across the street from me had an Easy-Bake oven. Even as a kid I knew those little cakes were fucking terrible. I ate them anyway. Thank god for LED lightbulbs.
Cake store closed :(
It’s 2026. I can literally say, “hey Siri order me a chocolate cake” and a chocolate cake will be delivered to me in 15 to 20 minutes.
Now that I think of it, right now is the perfect time for a chocolate cake…
This is one of the best parts of adulthood. And drinking out of the milk carton. Often these things go together. 😉
You can choose an afternoon of sweet tastes followed by sugar crashing, tweaking and twitching on the couch and extending the habits of early onset diabetes.
It will take you years of disciplined exercise to reverse the effects!
Right up until I consult my bank account. That stops me
A good cake is like $60. Who got money for that?
They said cake; they did not specify good cake.
Cheap cake is still cake. It eats the same.
I'm thinking that I might be making a ridiculously moist chocolate cake in my future. I'm thinking last week of September, I'm sure I could make it for $20 I hope haha
I've done this for a while. I'll just buy a birthday cake and snack on it. 33 now, still skinny... But for how long 😬
Lifetime of healthy eating discipline made me think that this is gross. Forgive me op.
I forget this on purpose, just like how I can just make one myself and my wife won't stop me