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[–] tazeycrazy@feddit.uk 10 points 23 hours ago

"That's a suspiciously long reply about how Hitler could have succeeded with dates and sub plans. This is all hypothetical right. Just a thought experiment?"

[–] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 38 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Why are dudes like this.

Women are individuals who’s preferences differ from person to person. But forget all that for a second. Women are just not attracted to men who are DUMPY RUDE ASSHOLES. NOBODY IS. These dudes make so many excuses to not work on themselves.

[–] OneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.works 21 points 1 day ago (1 children)

why are dudes like this

Dudes are individuals whose personalities differ from person to person.

[–] markz@suppo.fi 9 points 1 day ago

I'm guessing that was the joke

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 6 points 22 hours ago
[–] jj4211@lemmy.world 30 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Dude lamenting women not being attracted to intelligence checks out as he use a picture that clearly focuses on a woman's intelligence.

[–] Colonel_Panic_@eviltoast.org 19 points 1 day ago

The intelligence is stored in the boobs.

[–] h4lf8yte@lemmy.ml 20 points 1 day ago (8 children)

Ah yes, how to succeed in life in a fundamentally broken society that values exploitation over everything else. Couldn't think of a better metric for choosing a partner.

[–] LuckyBoy@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Ffs, you were so quick with the snarky remark that you dont even understand that suceeding in life means a lot of different things to a lot of diferent People.

The definition you gave is your own and for me it reveals a skweded perspective of what means sucess, adaptation or intelligence.

[–] h4lf8yte@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 day ago

Fair point :D but succeeding in life without succeeding in society is pretty difficult since as you said it means a lot of different things for different people but is still one of the biggest influence on their situation

[–] ricecake@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 day ago (11 children)

Yes, it is. Someone who can do well in society and their lives while being generally good to those around them is often considered a good catch.

Thinking that anyone who succeeds in life in our society must be one of the like, less than 10% who are ghouls is odd.

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[–] BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

I've heard that people try to marry their parents... or people like them rather.

I see some truth in that sometimes

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 160 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)

Kinda bordering a strawman here, but if I said

why are men attracted into the airhead type?

there would be bunch of dudes saying they are into intelligent women, and that it's just hollywood.

Dylan says "Why don't girls like me," sulking. "Hey," "Dylan" says the offscreen voice.Dylan looks over to see a giant amalgamation of women, some of them are falling as it moves. The amalgamation speaks to him. "It's me, all girls. Only you understand that all women share a consciousness, Dylan. Be one with me . Link yourself to the hivemind." Dylan has stopped sulking, as he now only cowers in fear.

(Sidenote props to the artist for drawing all those people one by one)

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[–] nullspace@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

If you can't show off your rare pepe collection then what's the point?

[–] BigDiction@lemmy.world 171 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Incelligence is a heck of a term.

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[–] justme@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 day ago

most women i know are more attracted to a character or intelligence than anything else. i know a couple more "stereotypical" women as well. like one girl which disagreed a potential boyfriend just because he is driving a small car. and i can see a big correlation with their background/upbringing

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 190 points 2 days ago (15 children)

Also, this is just plain wrong.

Some women are attracted to intellectual minds.

Some women are attracted to physical strength, some women are attracted to maternal instincts, so on and so forth.

The problem is this question is usually being asked by someone who thinks that responding to every factual statement with an inflammatory counterpoint qualifies as intelligence.

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[–] MajorasTerribleFate@lemmy.zip 66 points 2 days ago (2 children)

At least OP said women and not "females".

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[–] bobbyfiend@retrolemmy.com 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It might just maybe be similar to why men are also not attracted to intelligence.

[–] Akasazh@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Speak for yourself!

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