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[–] roserose56@lemmy.zip 2 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

Call 01110....

[–] CareHare@sh.itjust.works 9 points 15 hours ago

Have you tried playing it off and on again?

[–] sensation@sh.itjust.works 4 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

I want to watch this show with my friends, but without the laugh track.

[–] TheSambassador@lemmy.world 9 points 11 hours ago

You get used to it. It's only jarring for the first few episodes and then your brain will tune it out.

Also it's a real audience.

[–] Denalduh@lemmy.world 5 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

It's the only show with a laugh track that I tolerate cause the show is that good. I'd love a laugh track free version tho for sure!

[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 6 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

I'm pretty sure that's an actual audience, not a laugh track

[–] sensation@sh.itjust.works 2 points 11 hours ago

Damn, I might be wrong.

[–] Ariselas@piefed.ca 103 points 1 day ago (4 children)

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I understand the reason for the split, but I still prefer their original lineup

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 5 points 12 hours ago

The mIghTy boosh crowd

[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 2 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

🎵 Caw, Caw, 🎵

🎵 Well, You know what a crow sounds like🎵

Absolute banger.

[–] ozymandias117@lemmy.world 34 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Thank God I had Cradle of Filth to get me through it

[–] ryan213@lemmy.ca 9 points 20 hours ago

Coffin Fodder 😍

[–] OddDeer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

I didn't know there was drama behind the later lineup. What happened?

[–] restingOface@quokk.au 13 points 16 hours ago

He went from Goth2Boss

[–] ButtermilkBiscuit@feddit.nl 50 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 24 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

This, Jen, is the Internet.

[–] canatella@lemmy.world 2 points 7 hours ago

Hang on, it doesn't have any wires or anything!

[–] phineas1134@reddthat.com 38 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Did you see that ludicrous display last night?

[–] ryan213@lemmy.ca 13 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

What was Wenger thinking putting Walcott on that early?

[–] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 12 points 20 hours ago

The thing about Arsenal is they always try to walk it in.

[–] Catma@lemmy.world 20 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

I had no idea Jackie Daytona was in a band

[–] restingOface@quokk.au 4 points 15 hours ago

Jackie Daytona, human drummer

0118 999 881 999 119 725 3

[–] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 41 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Haley Williams' solo material is great too

[–] AmyAye@nord.pub 2 points 13 hours ago

She has another side band thing going on now too called Power Snatch.

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Remember when she was the ass-mold to see if you could get sucked out of a plane on the terlet?

[–] restingOface@quokk.au 3 points 6 hours ago

I was entirely confused at this comment for hours, but it finally clicked what you were talking about. MythBusters

Part 1: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QAiiQRjzG3U

Part 2: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQcjDP-J0PA

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[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 6 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago) (1 children)

I live under the flight path to an airport. I see plane shadows pass over my place all the time.

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 3 points 13 hours ago

I've been on planes and watched the shadow of the plane I'm on passing over the ground.

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[–] tacosanonymous@mander.xyz 15 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

If Matt Berry was in Paramore, I’d listen.

[–] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 12 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Just in case you weren’t aware, Matt Berry does make music and it’s very good. All the songs from Toast Of London are from his albums.

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[–] stumu415@lemmy.zip 16 points 23 hours ago (1 children)
[–] ryan213@lemmy.ca 5 points 20 hours ago (1 children)
[–] mrbeano@lemmy.zip 26 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago (2 children)

But what does IT stand for?

[–] restingOface@quokk.au 26 points 1 day ago

What doesn't IT stand for?

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[–] Janx@piefed.social 11 points 22 hours ago

I can't attend a performance, I'm disabled!

[–] TIEPilot@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago (2 children)

FAAAAAATTTTTHHHHHEEEERRRRRR!

Let me see if this is loaded?

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 8 points 15 hours ago (2 children)
[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 2 points 13 hours ago

Hey man nice shot

[–] TIEPilot@lemmy.world 3 points 15 hours ago

How the hell do you two guys work with a finger lickin' piece of chicken like that?

Matt Berry is the best.

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 10 points 22 hours ago

I’m sorry for your loss. Move on.

[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Give me paramore, or give me these 4 people and I’ll be happy.

[–] restingOface@quokk.au 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

These four people are Paramore, silly.

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