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[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 19 minutes ago

Ps3 came out in the end of 2006, but the ps2 was such a good console that it outshined the ps3 and 4 for a long time, arguably into the early 2010s. Let's say 2011.

To have seen a real one in real life, I'm not going to give them the benefit of the doubt, and say "seen" means seen and not owned or played. I'll say that means "been around one in use by a friend or family member". Kids as young as 5-7 years old can operate one of those.

So, in 2011 (yeah we're playing with huge averages and assumptions) a kid would have to be let's even say 6 years old, and so therefore born in 2005? Making the youngest person whoever this anklebiter accepts as relatable or human or whatever, to be now 21 years old.

Which like, yeah, that's a fuckin weird way to guage things? But to be fair, after going over the years, from a child's perspective, yeah it's an old console.

The counter argument is, though, that while the graphics aren't that great anymore, the gameplay and experiences are still top tier in the best ~100 or 50 or so ps2 games. That's a shitload of good games that, even compared to now, with the indie games' renaissance, have incredible value and influence.

Also, games in the past 20 years really haven't progressed as much as the 20 years prior. Graphically, maybe, but graphical fidelity is not the game part of the game, and 99% of the time, it isn't the experience, either.

Tell that little shit to go read a book.

[–] trem@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 23 minutes ago

Was recently talking to a working student at $DAYJOB about LLMs and wanted to make the point that the pay-per-use model shows they're still a relatively new/immature technology. So, I likened them to mobile phone calls, which would generally cost you per minute in the early 2000s.

Yeah, she had no idea what I was talking about.

[–] Siethron@lemmy.world 1 points 23 minutes ago

I still have my first US gen PS2 (fat boy, not the slim one) and it still works fine. Doesn't look good on modern tvs though

[–] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 hour ago

Of course, that's the newest console I own!

[–] switcheroo@lemmy.world 4 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

I owned a sega Genesis.

Actually I still own a Sega Genesis. The same one. It's downstairs in a box. Now then, someone find me my walker so I can take a mid afternoon nap before my three o'clock dinner...

[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 4 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

I started on an Atari 2600.

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 1 points 6 minutes ago
[–] umbraroze@slrpnk.net 6 points 1 hour ago

I have seen a PS2, never had one. I've also seen an IBM PS/2.

(I have a PS1 somewhere, too. And the first computer I ran Linux on was an IBM PS/1.)

[–] cRazi_man@europe.pub 3 points 1 hour ago

I've got a working, modded PS2 in my garage right now that I'm judging to post on eBay.

[–] protist@retrofed.com 9 points 3 hours ago

I still have my PS2, and my son and I just beat FFVIII on it. He will learn the old ways

[–] SPRUNTnsfw@fedinsfw.app 3 points 2 hours ago

Sears Pong, anyone?

[–] Eternal192@anarchist.nexus 5 points 2 hours ago

I'm kinda glad i lived in an era when we actually owned the games we bought and i still have a PS2.

[–] eestileib@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 hours ago

I played Combat on a 2600 with the paddle controller.

[–] spacegoat@lemmy.world 64 points 5 hours ago (8 children)

I’m old enough to have been an engineer of a pre-PS2 system. All I’m going to say.

[–] Zink@programming.dev 10 points 3 hours ago

Just rolling through here like "Do not cite the old firmware to me Witch. I was there when it was written."

[–] crusa187@lemmy.ml 10 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

If 3DO you are truly goated!

[–] kgbbot@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 4 hours ago

Played it at my cousin's as a kid. Some motorcycle game.

But I've also got an og TurboGrafx16

[–] Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 20 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Ooh, was it the Colecovision‽ It's the height of the art for me.

[–] AngryRedHerring@lemmy.world 6 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

best

Christmas

ever

[–] ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 7 points 4 hours ago

(drops to knees and bows down in engineer)

We are not worthy! But thank you for inspiring the next generation of us.

[–] Truscape@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 3 hours ago

Have you actually used an IBM PS/2?

[–] Ertain@feddit.online 3 points 4 hours ago

Whoa, you were there when the console was forged. Amazing.

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[–] OldGrayDog@fedinsfw.app 3 points 2 hours ago

I remember when pong came out and Atari, those were the days.

[–] NRDK@lemmy.ml 9 points 4 hours ago

PS2? I started gaming on an Atari and Comodore 64.

[–] Z745812939054@lemmy.zip 50 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) (2 children)

don't be sad that you're old enough to have played on a real life ps2, or even ps1-- be glad that 9/11, 2008, covid, and 2 diaperman potus terms aren't the most significant core memories of your childhood

[–] protist@retrofed.com 3 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

9/11 and COVID were 20 years apart my man

[–] vaionko@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Hey, I'm not finished yet!

[–] Z745812939054@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 hours ago

yea. i made the comment with us 45+ yr old people in mind. my bad

[–] Broadfern@lemmy.world 15 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

What? I had a PS1 and PS2, and 9/11 is one of my earliest memories. ‘08 was also childhood suckery.

Covid + PedOTUS is a separate generation.

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[–] jackyard@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

Born 2005 but I had one, and I had seen plenty in my life.

I trashpicked four PS2s, so that's five different PS2s I've seen.

[–] Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 6 points 4 hours ago

I was in college when it was released. We put the couch in the back of the truck and put it in front of the Best Buy. We camped all night with everyone else and it was quite a party. We were also the few that had one for a while.

[–] basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 3 hours ago

No, I only had a PlayStation

[–] that_60s_witch@lemmy.world 22 points 6 hours ago (7 children)

My boyfriend is 34 years younger than me, and he asks me questions like this all the time. It doesn’t make me feel bad, quite the opposite, actually. It makes me feel like an immortal witch.

[–] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Your boyfriend is at most 25 years old, and only if you are 69.

Oooooh boy I'm glad that I already have everyone responding to you blocked.

My wife's ~15 years older than me, and while it generally doesn't matter more than making restaurant servers that check ID do a double take, there are times where her pulling me up past a stage of my life has resulted in me lacking some skills people normally build up during that time.

Just be safe and make sure you're doing what is truly best for each of you. Good luck and enjoy yourself.

[–] Chronographs@lemmy.zip 6 points 4 hours ago

Might wanna check your math there

[–] tanisnikana@lemmy.world 13 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Your boyfriend is 24‽

Well actually I guess that’s consenting adult range, carry on.

[–] lena@gregtech.eu 10 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Hello fellow interrobang user. Interrobanger for short :)

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[–] yaroto98@lemmy.world 8 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

I remember staying up all night long with a group of friends of mine. We took turns driving by Target where one guy worked and he knew they were getting a shipment of PS2s in.

We formed battle plans based on who wanted the PS2 the most , down to me, who would buy one if there were enough, but didn't overly care if I had to wait a few months to get one. Since I cared less, and am over 6ft I was dubbed crowd control. The guy that worked there drew the floorplan and showed us where the display was going. Our caffeine fueled plans had us developing different formations and routes to ensure as many PS2s for the group as possible and delay other people as long as possible. And contingency plans if a different customer took an alternate route around the crowd to get there first.

Once we saw the line starting to form at around 2am we all drove down and got in line and camped out till 6am when the store opened.

Our plans were dashed, but held in reserve just in case things went south when we learned the store manager was a levelheaded individual. He passed out numbers for each of us based on our position in line.

I was #12.

The line never got longer than the number of PS2s they had in stock, so our plans were doubly dashed as there was absolutly zero confrontation.

It was a fun fantasy for a while though. These were the same kids that had baseball bats and ski masks at the ready when Y2K happened. They patrolled the town at midnight looking for signs that everything crashed and were going to join in if they saw anyone looting. They wouldn't start the looting, but were ready with a wishlist from various stores. Best Buy was high in their priorities.

That also never happened. But boy were they ready.

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[–] OnyxRex@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 4 hours ago

Kid, I'm old enough to have played Playstation games in my walkman for the music.

[–] db2@lemmy.world 14 points 5 hours ago (3 children)

"Are you old enough to have seen the console that had the most units produced over the longest lifetime of any other console, and which is still made in some parts of the world today?"

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[–] Ertain@feddit.online 5 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

Who hasn't seen a PS2? That must be a very young person.

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[–] AngryRedHerring@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago

Mine still works.

(though these days I use PCSX2 and let the old girl rest)

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