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[–] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 30 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Sphincter based age verification legislation is probably already working its way through several US states and Australia by now.

[–] NarrativeBear@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Probably based on all the AI training data collected on sphincter captcha images.

[–] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 2 weeks ago

I hate those "find every body orifice" captchas. Does an earlobe count as an ear? Does a Mercedes C-class count, since they're exclusively driven by assholes?

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 5 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)
[–] justme@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 weeks ago

THAT is a real shit post

[–] NarrativeBear@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

"Where wearables cannot reach", sounds like they are just not trying hard enough.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Okbut listen. Plumbing that could diagnose medical issues is absolutely an opportunity.

It also doesn't need to be connected to the fucking internet.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

But how will it maintain dynamic calibration, get new updates, and monetize children's buttholes?

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Garrett Langley, this cunt right here. Looks like he wants to put cameras in bathrooms:

[–] BigGovernment@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

How... How are you using the urinal that it's getting a view of your bare ass?

[–] Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago
[–] CorneliusTalmadge@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Wait… how are you using so it doesn’t see your bare ass? asking for a friend.

[–] Danarchy@lemmy.nz 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Each of these has $300 in liquid gold inside of them so it would be a shame to tell all the tweakers this fact

[–] CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

That is plumbing for a urinal.

[–] Danarchy@lemmy.nz 1 points 2 weeks ago

I could easily get $300 of water from plumbing for a urinal

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 1 points 2 weeks ago

Subscribe to my OnlyFlocks, you freeloaders.

[–] boobookittyfrick@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] spicehoarder@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 weeks ago

There was a short lived controversy about bathroom presence sensors. It was silly at the time...