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this is one of the r/malelivingspace posts of all time

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[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

In my experience, a woman's living space is either more cluttered than a man's because she's got 5.37*10^9 bottles in the shower, piles of laundry made of a larger number of smaller garments, and 900 pillows, OR she lives in a film set where nothing can be moved, touched or used. You don't dry your hands on the towels on the towel rack, those are for decoration, if you need to dry your hands go down to the laundry room, open the towel bin, take out a towel, dry your hands, wash-rinse-sanitize-dry-iron-fold and put away the towel, then go about your day.

Man tidy is "blanket's on the bed, laundry's either put away or in the hamper, the carpet has been vacuumed at some point in the last month, and none of the cologne/deodorant bottles on the dresser are empty."

[–] diaphragmwp@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

/srs remove underglow, use plain colored blanket

Though I can't tell that to OP since I am looking at a repost of a screenshot of likely a repost of a shitpost

[–] angstylittlecatboy@reddthat.com 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I kinda think the red underglow does make it look feminine. I like it.

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Underglow will always have a 2 Fast 2 Furious vibe for me, like that bed has a big amp and subwoofer in the back with no capacitor so it'll stall the engine if the volume is turned up too high, a muffler delete and a spoiler even though it's front wheel drive.

[–] Mongostein@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 days ago

Throw some clothes all over

[–] snoons@lemmy.ca 6 points 4 days ago

Paint the walls with Singularity Black. Cover up the colour of capitalization on human rights.

[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Is this attached to the doom bathroom?

Maybe. Is that the one with a floor-hole through to the cursed basement?

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[–] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 4 points 4 days ago

Cocks everywhere. After all, what is less feminine than giant raging boners?

[–] Broadfern@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

I can’t be the only one who thought this was a woman/femme-leaning OP who wants to make the space more accommodating for their male/masc-leaning partner?

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 2 points 3 days ago

Get rid of the easel. Real men don’t paint pretty pictures.

[–] wingnut@lemmy.zip 3 points 4 days ago

Is that a loom in the corner lol

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