I'd watch the shit out of a John Wick remake where he only used dildos to kill people.
this post was submitted on 20 Aug 2026
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Why do people keep using dildos wrong??? Go fuck yourself!
The whole time the victim was screaming "How is this physically possible?!"
Someone played too much GTA San Andreas
Nah this is from Saints Row, the almighty Dildo Bat.
One of two screenshots I've saved to steam; my character holding the dildobat
probably should spoil this, it's mildly nsfw
Is this dipshit wearing Confederate battleflags on his shirt? Damn so Russian Nazis are co-opting southern racist sumbols.
Best Bad Dragon advertisement ever.
That must have been one hell of a dildo!
It was just one of the deadly weapons in those Wildberry warehouses.
That's some BBC