If you even have to question this, you've never met a cook at waffle house. They give no fucks.
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the Aldi off Gregory and Troost. you know who you are.
When they first came to the states and before their big facelift, the one by me in Orlando was in a rough part of town. My roommates were surprised I wasn't afraid to go there.
my coworkers almost unanimously agree on waffle house
A. Waffle House wins
B. All the others besides Waffle House lose
Aldi's one. He's not overweight. ☠️
Weight classes exist for a reason. Major advantage.
Ok, I know we are all saying Waffle House, no contest, but I want to throw this out there. Taco Bell, that customer has a constitution that can handle food designed to make you shit yourself to death. They might not do the most damage, but that doesn’t matter if you can literally laugh away all the damage
There is no way; all of their customers are far too stoned to do anything but watch.
This is true it said customer and waffle house customers get their ass kicked by waffle house employees all the time.
McDonald's if the customer's name was Luigi.
If not, whoever came from Aldi would probably hide, wait it out and take out the remaining Waffle House customer from behind while they're hyperventilating.
Aldi.
We will not lose anasa wörld woar!
Aldi must have a very different reputation in its native land than it does in the States.
I can hear that accent
Upvoting bc funny.
FALSE, but funny.
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The one with uncontrollable & deadly diarrhea that nobody else wants to get near enough to lay hands on.
So... all of them right now, at least the ones in the USA?
Iceland, easily.
target has the advantage of having thier own forensics lab, and surveillance tech.
How aware of the brawl is everyone? Walmart and Target have a plethora of equipment. Both offensive and defensive.
But the Waffle House patrons have concealed carry firearms.
And semi-trucks
Concealed carry semi-trucks? 🤔
impressive indeed
I'd believe Waffle House patrons eat lead casually so bullets aren't scary to them.
Wait... You can get Roman wine sweetened with lead sugar at Waffle House?