Fuckin trees moving in. Taking our jobs. They're not even native species.
this post was submitted on 23 Aug 2026
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I would have never guessed
And more carbon. And more humans. Heck, there's just so much new stuff!
So much carbon! Carbon daters in the future are going to have a field day with what we're doing here!
Hell, I love dating carbon, hot sexy carbon, and I'm having a field day now. So many options. I can even be hyper specific about isotopes, and I still have more than I can handle.
Don't forget all the microplastics in our testicles
Yep, forests in Antarctica soon.