this post was submitted on 24 Aug 2026
5 points (64.7% liked)

Funny

16033 readers
680 users here now

General rules:

Exceptions may be made at the discretion of the mods.

founded 3 years ago
MODERATORS
 

i dont know

credits: me (writer) my friend josh (co-writer) quantumvoid0 (viewer) my brother luke (he wanted to be in this post) my dog peanut butter (my dog)

top 5 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] quantumvoid0@programming.dev 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

U forgot to include me in credits for reading

He had a valid prescription. He has glaucoma. PTSD, definitely -- his ancestors caused the entire oil industry crisis.

[–] Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io 4 points 1 day ago

I live for a day when poultry can cross the road without having their motives questioned.

[–] Bonus@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago

c/AntiJokes