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[–] CurlyWurlies4All@slrpnk.net 8 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

I feel called out. Except my mechanical watch is a vintage USSR Podeba. And my 2001 car is a Lexus.

[–] Bluewing@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Hey, I've got the Vostok "Scuba Dude" Amphibia self winder dive watch and the Komandirskie army version manual wind. Rugged and reliable after all these years!

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[–] mbp@slrpnk.net 16 points 4 days ago

Y'all seem cool as hell, you should leave your basement so we can meet sometime.

[–] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I have damn near everything in this photo except it's a 91 Honda accord and I don't have a PS2, I have an original Wii. I feel suspiciously called out.

[–] spicytuna62@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago (3 children)

My real car is a 97 Honda Prelude, and yes, it is a manual. When my 2012 Civic had a dead starter motor, that Prelude was my daily driver for six months until the weather cooled off enough to actually do the job.

The Prelude is definitely more of a project/weekend car. Every car guy knows you never project your daily, but I feel pretty comfy dailying my project lol

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[–] cannedtuna@lemmy.world 17 points 4 days ago (11 children)

Dude, that GE clock is the best, that watch is also solid af. Plus look at all those nice old receivers, I bet they sound great.

Also what’s the hate on the tire gauge? Does another kind exist other than a slide stick? Does another fancier kind even need to exist?

[–] Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 14 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Stick pressure gauges are bad.

Bourdon pressure gauges are the only pressure gauge to get. (Not bourdon brand but one that uses what is known as a bourdon tube).

They are analogue AND reliable over the long term.

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[–] WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 4 days ago (8 children)

Name something I can’t do with Debian stable.

[–] Holytimes@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 days ago

Pretty much any experimental Nvidia feature. By the time you have it working you aren't on debian anymore and have basically butchered the distro beyond reasoning.

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[–] Junkers_Klunker@feddit.dk 14 points 4 days ago

The Toyota XV10 Camry is the best car ever produced and that’s a hill I’m willing to die on.

[–] LavaPlanet@sh.itjust.works 10 points 4 days ago

Wait. Are you my Dad?

[–] Thrydwulf@lemmy.today 11 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

As I grow older, I began relating to this list more and more. But as one who is born closer to the 2000’s and raised by a sheltered, buys-only-brand-names parent; I find myself paralyzed when attempting to buy from used goods vendors that these things are only found at these days. Judging if “they’re still good” is a skill issue.

(I also use Ubuntu for similar reasons)

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 10 points 4 days ago

It's missing daily medication for old age related illnesses and glasses.

I'm in this picture based on vibes, but don't possess the goods listed there.

[–] QDgwZjQYdfbnMdMNQ@lemmy.cafe 7 points 3 days ago

Wow, I actually have the exact same radio alarm clock as the one pictured in the top right.

[–] im_fine_sandy@nord.pub 7 points 4 days ago

I don't mind at all if people think I'm old, I kind of am.

Thing is, fancy new containerised packages have really changed the dynamic here.

I don't care if gnome is 5 years old. Everything I actually use is up to date.

[–] idealotus@lemmy.world 9 points 4 days ago (1 children)
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[–] bitwolf@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I feel there should be a classic leatherman utility knife in here too lol

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[–] muzzle@lemmy.zip 9 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (3 children)

I feel seen. But I have a PSP, And my alarm clock is a squeezebox.

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[–] nycvin@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I will brook no argument regarding Hamilton field watches. Buy one, wind it, wear it. Start living a better life.

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[–] BlindFrog@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago (5 children)

May someone explain the audio (or video, idk) cabinet stacked like a 20u rack? Why so many devices? What would each be for?

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[–] marcos@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago

Yep. I need my computer to work so I can use it to make interesting stuff. I'm completely uninterested on the computer itself.

AFAIK, there's currently 1 option of OS that works.

[–] assembly@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago (5 children)

How am I supposed to check tire pressure without a pressure gauge? My manual transmission is reliable and so is my alarm clock.

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[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (5 children)

The mint | opensuse | fedora | arch | gentoo | freebsd | openbsd | void | devuan | debian pipeline is real.

Maybe nix will pull me from depths of stability soon before I get overconfident, try LFS, and promptly switch to pen & paper.

(Or try bedrock linux and spend rest eternity in the purgatory equivalent of distro-hopping)

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