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[โ€“] psycotica0@lemmy.ca 10 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

I know it's not the point of this... but I actually really like in this one that Petra has roughly the same silhouette as before and didn't instantly become some hippy curvascacious pin-up.

Maybe that's dysphoric for people, I don't know, but to me, a cis-guy, it feels weird that she'd come out as trans and suddenly have a magical-girl transformation and her pelvis would grow three sizes that day.

I guess I'm saying she's still Spider-Woman with narrow hips?

[โ€“] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 hours ago

I imagine if it was 100% womanly figure instantaneously, it would mess up her web slinging muscle memory. Like when you try a sport you last played as a child.

I actually wasn't as much of a fan of this one in terms of the body proportions. Her boobs are pretty large and the shape suggests one of the later tanner stages, which would imply she's been on E for quite a while, long enough for fat to move to her boobs in addition to growing breast tissue. So one would expect there to also be more junk in her trunk, unless her genetics predispose her to more of a... Hank Hill body type, if you get My meaning.

But then I realised she could be wearing breast forms as part of her suit. Tobey Macguire wore a muscle suit, maybe she built herself a boob suit. In which case, it's odd that she wouldn't add padding to her badonkadonk, but an understandable rookie mistake.

[โ€“] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 17 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Frank castle is so this actually

[โ€“] Smug_Marmot@lemmy.zip 10 points 4 hours ago

That's just his default stance on things, really.

[โ€“] Cris_Citrus@piefed.zip 8 points 6 hours ago (3 children)

Uhhh, who is frank? I don't know comic things

[โ€“] DaPorkchop_@lemmy.ml 4 points 6 hours ago

who's the other spider-person in the foreground

[โ€“] Quokka@quokk.au 55 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

No-no, the shirt is the perfect amount.

image

[โ€“] Jumi@lemmy.world 34 points 11 hours ago (2 children)
[โ€“] OwOarchist@pawb.social -4 points 10 hours ago (4 children)

Maybe don't arm the children...

[โ€“] troglodytis@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

Why do you hate the 2nd amendment?

Edit: /s

[โ€“] SourDragon@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago

Arm only the children!

[โ€“] PixeIOrange@lemmy.world 8 points 10 hours ago

Arm the chicken too!!!!!

[โ€“] GarboDog@lemmy.world 17 points 9 hours ago

Nah Frank got the right idea Spidey, trans rights, BLM, eat the rich

[โ€“] A_Chilean_Cyborg@feddit.cl 12 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

what did I missed, why there are many trans spiderman memes now?

[โ€“] harmbugler@piefed.social 18 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

The shirt is just the right amount.

[โ€“] WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today 1 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago) (1 children)

Nah - it doesn't specify what he'll "shoot" you with.

[โ€“] DmMacniel@feddit.org 1 points 9 hours ago

With bis dick.

[โ€“] Jumi@lemmy.world 8 points 11 hours ago

I want this shirt

[โ€“] sirico@feddit.uk 3 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

Uh awkshally Spidey wouldnt say such a thing in issue #38 of amazing spiderman and the cahracter Max Modell he's been an ally. Willam Stryker would be a better fit.

This has been my noone asked for it correction to a web comic because I'm stuck on a train

[โ€“] DacoTaco@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago

William stryker? THE william stryker? The same william stryker that is anti mutants, tried to kill xavier, was involved with the legacy virus, ditched his son because he was a mutant?
That william stryker? Ye no, he'd be full on against trans

You should look at Petra's chest.