I just say Come In
this post was submitted on 01 Sep 2026
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"Enter".
Or with a flare "Avanti!".
Jerry get the door!
I didn't say anything, I put my full faith in the lock. If that isn't enough of a hint then it's their problem.
You may be wondering why I asked you to come here today.
This is why you always hold a little reserves on the public throne. Once someone comes a knockin' you unleash the beast and make sure you get some of that bowl resonance reverb. They will say something like "OHHHH!!" and walk away shamefully.
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shits and screams
... Well, uh, you can say nearly anything and they'll go away.
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.
The Jakes is occupied
cough loudly
"DON'T ANSWER!"
"Nope"
Who's there?
Start a conversation, with all that.
[Michael knocks on stall door]
Big Joe Grizzly: Hey, buddy, just to give you a heads up, I got a taco supreme talking back at me, so I'm going to be a while. So do you mind waiting somewhere else and let me pass this beast in peace?
[Michael knocks again]
Big Joe Grizzly: Look, brother... if you're looking for some kind of action, you better take it on the arches before I'm done dropping this load. Or you're going to be one sorry a-hole.
[Michael doesn't leave]
Big Joe Grizzly: Okay... you just hold on, Daisy. I've got something for you.
[unsheathes knife, opens door]
Big Joe Grizzly: Let me introduce myself. I'm Joe Grizzly, bitch. And I'm gonna cut that goddamn mask right off your face, you...