it looks like pixelated cuts from Minecraft or smth
this post was submitted on 05 Sep 2026
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The cut refused to install the HD texture pack. It is running on the default 16x16 resolution.
That looks cool, I'd buy a bandage that makes it look like a cartoon wound.
Warning: cartoon wound side effects include hovering for two seconds before the pain kicks in.
Do this but a skin colored bathing suit.
The full-body mosaic suit. I would buy two.
For when you wanna look like a showering Sim
EA has officially entered the first aid market. The pixels never clear, even after you leave the bathroom.
Yeah we all independently came up with the idea of wearing black boxes for Halloween too
Japanese bandages.
All the over-censoring that happens on the internet, people censoring words like "die" or "hurt", makes me want to come out with a competing line of bandages decorated with high resolution photographs of actual wounds. Make them subversive so it's a first amendment issue, like a "Things ICE has done to children" series.
That'll be an awfully large bandage.
Printable bandage sheets so you can quickly add your own design before applying it, complete with a 3D scanning app to make the texture fit non-flat surfaces
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Life Pro Tip: Wear a truckload of these and help your local Flock cameras into a dumpster! They seek being thrashed and disregarded into a bin!
GDPR-compliant skin, finally.
What minor cuts are you covering with bandages that size? 😄
It's just a flesh wound
With these bandages, every wound is officially but a scratch.
Abrasions, or minor wounds with ointment on the surrounding skin that you don't want the ointment getting fucking everywhere and staining your cute panties (calmoseptine I am looking directly at you)
It was in jest. I have cats so I know large superficial scratches can get.
The cut is minor, but the backstory is classified.
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Are you sure they’re not just giant stickers of genitals?
Sir, this is a first aid product.
I mean, in the right context, for the right condition… Yeah, you’re right.
There's a time and a place for everything, and it's called college.
I'm going to put the large ones on my nipples then walk around finger-gunning everyone.
Aw shit they got shot with a 90s video game gun!
Low-res damage, high-res pain.
They call it censorship. I call it old school video game aesthetics.
make bandages with female nipples to test this censorship therory.
that's what the small square one is!
Low resolution, high immersion. My skin has officially been ported to 8-bit.
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This looks incredibly scary and gory. Leaves everything up to imagination.
That is the hidden feature. The imagination supplies the gore at no extra cost.
the internet’s mosaic blur wat 😄
looks cool though, but also way more serious compared to the actual wound in most cases I assume
It is the pixelated censor effect you see in videos. And yeah, it basically turns a minor paper cut into a classified state secret.
i get it, the description just made me chuckle a bit 😊
That's not an Internet thing. That's a Japanese porn thing
This is genuinely cool actually.
Right? Now I just need someone to actually mass produce them so I can buy a lifetime supply.
Just get those removable tattoo papers for inkjet printers.
Adding "mild medical forgery" to my weekend to-do list.
Bigfoot does not need this because Bigfoot is naturally blurry.
That's just his stench cloud. It makes light get all wavy. Darryl hasn't bathed like, ever.
That's clever, I love it.
Right? Whoever made it really gave first aid a sense of humor.
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