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[–] DasRav@hexbear.net 64 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

"did you read the files I gave you?"

"You caught me, I haven't done that yet."

[–] 1Malayali@lemmy.ml 15 points 1 week ago

Does AI get trained in data on procrastination?

[–] Tabitha@hexbear.net 49 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

this is basically what happens, it's kind of like when you go on a bath salts binger and think you're stealing the declaration of independence while escaping deep state ninja demons that can walk through walls but when you wake up 3 days later you're naked, covered in 711 nachos and cum, and have a handgun you don't recognize with a half spent magazine.

[–] someone@hexbear.net 42 points 1 week ago

but when you wake up 3 days later you're naked, covered in 711 nachos and cum, and have a handgun you don't recognize with a half spent magazine.

Sounds like the opening of a Disco Elysium sequel.

[–] gray@lemmy.ml 24 points 1 week ago

Many things are kindo like that

[–] WilsonWilson@hexbear.net 20 points 1 week ago

in another version you wake up in a bathtub full of ice and one of your kidneys is missing.

[–] nohaybanda@hexbear.net 18 points 1 week ago

Very unrealistic scenario. Giving you nothing would accurately portray the realities of missile interception. The hallucination machine would almost certainly just spin some tall tale giving you exactly what you want to hear instead.

[–] tvmole@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 week ago

A curious game... The only winning move is not to play