remember folks. if you don't put any herbs and seasonings on your food... there is a 100% chance you are British, stupid, or more likely both. British food should be renamed "Bland shit that gets served in a dying home" (dying home = those shitty retirement homes where people go to die alone with a meal plan that makes USA public school food look like $100k plate 5 star food cooked by the best chefs in the world)

I don't even BUY meat anymore! I'm a real man! A MAN'S MAN! I find animals in the wild and I chase them until thtye die of exhaustion and I eat it RAW! I have to get shots and medication to fight off prions and parasites like every other week BUT THIS IS HOW MEN DID IT IN MEN'S DAYS! I neither rely on the big production of meat or eating "plants" like some yuppie ass hipster!

THIS IS HOW MEN SHOULD BE! WE ARE HUNTERS or something, I dunno.

shoutouts to joe biden

The right spices enhance the flavor of the meat without overpowering it

Just want to comment here, because some people seem to be trying to spread a stinky narrative: yes virtually all plants contain "toxins". No, that does not mean they are toxic or poisonous to us. Caffeine is literally a natural pesticide; and yet coffee and teas are well known to be beneficial to our health and longevity, for just one example.

Spices are an easy way to give any meal not only better flavor, but a small punch of phytonutrients that most people are sorely lacking.

Don't let the crackpot carnivores spread their lies.

Hey, last I checked, you have omnivores, vegetarians, and vegans. Pretty much no one is purely carnivore. Besides, I've never heard of an omnivore complain about having to eat "plants" (spices), unless it's a child who doesn't like broccoli or something.

I just use salt, maybe a little powered stock of whatever animal I'm cooking so if can taste even more like that animal.

So one of my favorite seasonings to add to hamburger, along with other beef and some pork stuff is..... Beef Bullion.

Now you may scoff at the idea of this redundancy, but give it a try next time you make hamburger or beef tacos or whatever. if not, you're missing out.

Meat is too delicious, I need to add a little plant based poison to it each time to avoid meat addiction.

The only plant I put on a steak is a little black pepper. I put more rocks (salt) on it than plants.

The script can very easily be flipped, OP. "If you like plants so much why are you trying to make it imitate meat?"

I like plant too. Why discriminate 🤷‍♂️

I've cut back on meat over the past couple of years, but I reserve the right to have a plate of chicken tenders when coping with emotional distress.