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[–] NatakuNox@lemmy.world 4 points 1 hour ago
[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 7 points 2 hours ago

Someone messed up and put "not" all over this picture, other than that though it's a good guide

[–] DigDoug@lemmy.world 21 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

...but what if I go "psspsspss" and the tiger comes up to me?

Then they are either very cool or you are very dead. Either way, worth it.

[–] BC_viper@lemmy.world 8 points 3 hours ago

Ah. But you can catch it by the toe.

They will call you a tiger toucher

[–] nialv7@lemmy.world 12 points 4 hours ago (3 children)

you can pet a tiger at least once

[–] Gyrcas@piefed.zip 4 points 3 hours ago

If dangerous, why fluffy and friend shaped?

[–] qwertyasdf@lemmy.ml 3 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

I really want to pet a tiger though. Even if its the last thing I do

[–] hanrahan@slrpnk.net 1 points 46 minutes ago* (last edited 45 minutes ago)

weeelllllll, you can do the slightly drugged Tigers in places like Thailand, ketamine and fed I assume before you're allowed to pet them? because you're not petting one any other way ...at all.

As to the ethics of that, welllll, we destroy their habitat and have nearly made them go extinct and that seems perfectly acceptable, soooo. Just to be clear I have not done this personally.

[–] snoons@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 hours ago

You definitely can but it takes a long time and you have to say "chhfchhffchff" not "psspsspsspss" because that's not tiger language.

Essentially you have to be around when the liger is born.

[–] OnyxRex@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 4 hours ago

when was the last time the tiger ate and how full of a meal was it?