That 2 minute limit is probably why we haven't seen him solve more of the world's problems.
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Blasphemy - no one knows the day or hour.
Can't be Christ. Christ drives a Honda Accord, he just doesn't like to talk about it. Read John 12:49.
Can't be his dad either, as he drives a Plymouth.
Even he has to participate in the gig economy.
Passenger: So… is your name actually Christ? Is it short for Christopher or Christian or something?
Driver: I'll be honest. I'm an Ecuadorian named Jesus. I just don't want ICE to kidnap me
And he will only wait for 2 minutes
I thought Christ drove an Accord?
Nah, he had such a bad experience with it that he doesn't want to talk about it.
I was 25 minutes too late! Gah!
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Ha yeah, that's Jesus's brother, Barry Christ.
He's kind of a dick