"Honey, but all I did was work for Denny's"
"Time for your MAID appointment grandma"
this post was submitted on 04 Oct 2026
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Damn, GG was CEO of a fossil fuel company? or a billionaire?
I lived in SoCal for 15 years and it was always hot the first couple weeks of October. Not usually this hot but hot. Super El Niño I’m sure is helping with that
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To be fair to the granny, usually not even her fault, but some corpo bastard that she didn't have the power or will to fight against
I don't understand why people think that October is supposed to be a cold month, it's never been a cold month, it's not until late October the leaves start turning brown. The coldest months are January and February.
I blame Charles Dickens, he was the one that decided it had to snow in December, even though it never does.
Blame Christmas. It's romanticized as "White Christmas".
Yes they embraced the revolutionary technology of cars, which enabled post-WW2 suburbia to boom, which established the economic base for the rest of industry to progress to what we have now.
...so do we blame them? Because if you blame them, then expect Gen Alpha to blame you for letting AI take hold.
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october used to be dry, we had torrential rainfall yesterday
Your kids are Monday morning quarterbacking. And your grandkids will be tearing you a new butthole for all the stuff you're not fixing right now.
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Fun fact, in another decade this will be the average! Wait, that's not fun at all...