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[–] BlindPenguin@piefed.social 15 points 11 hours ago
[–] CalypsoGirl@lemmy.today 4 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

How the heck would anyone suspect Kermit doing that from the top of the Chrysler Building when he's standing right there with Grover on the ground?

I bet Kermit was standing right there with him when the piano fell.

Kermit is not guilty of this crime.

[–] Carl@anarchist.nexus 6 points 10 hours ago

I can actually confirm that dropping a piano makes the characteristic BOOOOOONG sound that we all know. I’m not sure if they actually dropped a few pianos to record it… But I have personally dropped a piano off a ~10’ drop, (and was in the room when a second piano got dropped ~6’) and it sounded exactly like what you’d expect.

All of this is to say that if they didnt drop a piano, (because that’s risky and very expensive just for a sound effect), those foley artists were really fucking good at their jobs.

[–] notabot@piefed.social 12 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

We used to have an entire community filled with these sorts of Sesame Street memes, but I think it vanished in one of the early server deaths. Is there somewhere they still exist?

[–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 2 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

There was a bertstrips comm on .ee... pretty sure there was another one that took up the traffic but no clue what happened to it.

[–] notabot@piefed.social 2 points 7 hours ago

Ah yes, thank you, it was, indeed, bertstrips@lemm.ee. It looks like they tried to move to !bertstrips@moist.catsweat.com, but it's been a year since anyone posted there.

RIP lemm.ee, it was an excellent server, and my previous home.

[–] Whostosay@sh.itjust.works 3 points 9 hours ago

In our hearts

[–] spicehoarder@lemmy.zip 4 points 10 hours ago

Me when I learned about curse words:

[–] lividweasel@lemmy.world 8 points 11 hours ago (1 children)
[–] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 2 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

A polite piano would have phoned ahead.

[–] CalypsoGirl@lemmy.today 2 points 8 hours ago
[–] kinsnik@lemmy.world 8 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

That feels more like Miss Peggy's modus operandi

[–] SharkAttak@kbin.melroy.org 10 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

It's 'Miss Piggy', but that's an interesting alternative.

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 3 points 9 hours ago (1 children)
[–] bert_macklin_fbi@lemmy.world 1 points 10 minutes ago

They're the same pigture*

FTFY

[–] ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world 1 points 8 hours ago