this post was submitted on 12 Oct 2026
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[โ€“] spacegoat@lemmy.world 1 points 28 minutes ago

Let me go over this trivial math topic so many times that you lose the ability to learn math before proceeding to a much more difficult concept

[โ€“] THE_GR8_MIKE@lemmy.world 11 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Now this is vintage. I miss memes like this and rage comics.

[โ€“] digdig@piefed.social 1 points 1 hour ago

Stirring coffee like a pestle and mortar, (this is fine meme)

[โ€“] Mulligrubs@lemmy.world 26 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

What an idiot. You YELL the explanation, that's the secret; this works especially well for those who don't speak the same language.

[โ€“] jaybone@lemmy.zip 9 points 2 hours ago

If that language is Spanish, you add โ€œoโ€ at the end of every word.

[โ€“] sundray@lemmus.org 4 points 2 hours ago

"Look, I don't get it myself, and I've got 50 other kids with rivers of lead flowing through their veins that I have to deal with. You're just going to have to take the L on this one."

[โ€“] punkwalrus@lemmy.world 9 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

I get this with people who don't understand "say it slower and more clearly." Then they say it with the same volume and still mumble.

[โ€“] TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 5 minutes ago

I get this a lot with other languages, but especially Spanish. I sound like I'm fluent, but I can't understand it when spoken back to me for shit

[โ€“] TheDoozer@lemmy.world 4 points 1 hour ago (2 children)

One of my biggest pet peeves that sets me off a little every time is when I saw "what" and they say it again at the same volume and speed.

Then I glare at them for two seconds, and loudly and slowly say "WWWHHHAAAAAATTT?" and they act affronted for having to repeat themselves again.

[โ€“] Demdaru@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

I raise you same volume and speed but bigger distance (they walked to the fridge or decided to grab something quick)

[โ€“] LodeMike@lemmy.today 2 points 1 hour ago

I just say I can't hear them

[โ€“] crenquis@lemmy.today 6 points 3 hours ago (1 children)
[โ€“] CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world 6 points 2 hours ago (1 children)
[โ€“] jaybone@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 hours ago (1 children)
[โ€“] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago (2 children)
[โ€“] HoneyMustardGas@lemmy.world 2 points 48 minutes ago

Looks like I am going in a different costume this year.

[โ€“] DmMacniel@feddit.org 1 points 44 minutes ago

Why are we as lemmings like that!?

Wouldn't happen to me. I'd simply understand better.