Lady, it's ok. You can just tell people you're into watersports. Anyone who'd judge you for that isn't a friend anyway. You don't have to pretend it's woo-woo medicine.
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If you meet a urine angel, then you know urine heaven.
No pissposting in our shitposting community! π‘βοΈ
We need pissposting community now
!pissposting@lemmy.world
Shitposts being entirely funny/troll garbage and pissposting being like an almost good post that has a fakeout ending?
Yeah something like that
She's taking the piss with this one.
Pisspost
Most of urineβs benefits can actually be attributed to reducing stress by not thinking.
I slather shit in my armpits, usually masks the urine smell.
Ancient problems require ancient solutions.
I've found the wrong Herbal Essences orgasm commercial
Mix powdered urine with your shampoo like the rest of us, about equal parts of both.
You can thank me later.
I put powdered urine in my urine to get more urine per urine.
My man aspiring to be a biblically accurate urine angel
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Excuse me, Kind Person, this is a pisspost and should not be in this Community.
Hi, yes, my eyes would like to press charges
Meme stolen.
Bear Grylls would like to know your location
Sheβs doing it wrong. You donβt leave it overnight and you do not spray it. Use it like an oil, massage it into your hair, rinse off in about 15 minutes.
Then your hair will fall off more evenly BECAUSE ITS A FUCKING ACID.
But seriously, next time you have a zit, put a little drop of piss on it. Just one dab. Zit will dry out in about 10 minutes flat. Then just rinse off and act like you didnβt just do that.
If it's acid/salt that helps with a zit I'd rather put a pinch of salt in some vinegar
Sorry but you have to put the piss on your face... There is no other way.
Roger that. Laying down now!
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Doesn't work. I've been rubbing salt and vinegar potato chips on my face every day for a week, and my acne has never been worse!
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I'm going to start all my emails like that.
Humans have been using their own urine to soften animal hair (wool) for over a thousand years. The British last name "Fuller" was their trade.
The would take the wool, soak it in urine and grape mash it with their feet to soften and make it more full.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fulling
Now would I do this to my own hair or the the "fulling" job? Never.
Fulling, urine collection, the Roman urine tax, Titus Flavius Vespasianus, and the Flavian dynasty. That link sent me on quite the trip down the Wikihole.
Edit: Fuller, Tucker, and Walker are all surnames suggesting your ancestors worked in piss.
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Have humans also been rinsing it clean afterward for thousands of years? If anyone is just spritzing this into their hair thatβsβ¦.. gag.
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This some kinda kink I don't know about?
Something about showers that are golden maybe?
Literacy is a curse
That poor pillow
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