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Sheβs doing it wrong. You donβt leave it overnight and you do not spray it. Use it like an oil, massage it into your hair, rinse off in about 15 minutes.
Then your hair will fall off more evenly BECAUSE ITS A FUCKING ACID.
But seriously, next time you have a zit, put a little drop of piss on it. Just one dab. Zit will dry out in about 10 minutes flat. Then just rinse off and act like you didnβt just do that.
If it's acid/salt that helps with a zit I'd rather put a pinch of salt in some vinegar
Sorry but you have to put the piss on your face... There is no other way.
Roger that. Laying down now!
But what if I've got a buddy who's interested in helping?
Do I have to do all the thinking around here?? Piss in their hand and then let them rub that on your face
Directions unclear. Now I have a bunch of piss filled water balloons and no more friends.
No, this good. Now go to a park or college campus and initiate a fun water balloon fight
we simply just don't have the technology yet
Your comment made me proper laugh this morning, thanks.
Doesn't work. I've been rubbing salt and vinegar potato chips on my face every day for a week, and my acne has never been worse!
Honestly, if you get athelete's foot, piss on your feet in the shower.
More fast acting than tinactin. Again, not joking. I suffered for months until I got that tip from a paraplegic who was an athlete previously.
Worked like a damn charm. I miss that dude.
And he could do pull-ups like it was no thing. It was amazing to watch him get out of bed.
But anyhow, pee on your feet in the shower if you have athlete's foot. Instant relief, and cures. Pissy Life Pro Tip.
Athletes foot is super easily treated by OTC meds if you canβt clear it itβs probably because your shoes are colonized by the fungus
Piss in the shoes, got it.
Or you can be a poor kid with one pair of shoes who instead pissed on his feet to condemn the fungus like God jazz hands intended.
I'm fairly certain it's a base, not an acid, since the urea and uric acid break down into ammonia. Do you have more information? I'm not saying you're wrong about the effects, (if anything a base would be even worse) but I thought the caustic nature was why urine was traditionally used in leather tanning.
The PH of your urine can vary. Urine is also not sterile, so you are introducing waste products, bacteria, and salts directly into your skin holes. The urea concentration isn't especially high at 2%, compared with topical solutions that start at 5%. CeraVe and Eucarin both have a product with urea in them.
You are right, in that urea does break down into ammonia. So aged urine was used to tan hides, since the ammonia would break down the leftover fatty tissue/grease, and loosen all the hair and fibers.
So, since this is specifically aged urine that she's spraying on her scalp...
Insert Nathan Fillion speechless gif