"That's right. I'm a conservative...on a college campus!"
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I was curious about this too actually so I looked it up.
Zachery Ty Bryan:
Bryan was arrested in Myrtle Beach, S.C., on Jan. 1 [2025] for second-degree domestic violence. The incident allegedly involved a different woman with whom he has his eighth child.
Taran Noah Smith: Married a 33-year-old woman when he was 17. Marriage lasted less than six years. Now he's vegan and he teaches people how to pilot submarines.
Jonathan Taylor Thomas: Occasional acting roles, national board member of SAG-AFTRA.
Now he's vegan and he teaches people how to pilot submarines.
So he's a hero 
Married a 33-year-old woman when he was 17
Tim Allen got busted for cocaine and snitched on his dealer.
the story about Taran Smith and the predator is pretty heart breaking. i remember reading about it years ago.
i did not know the shit about Zachary. jesus christ. 5 DUIs by 2024, including two DUI arrests that year. 8 kids by like 4 women, all of whom he seems to have arrests for violence against.
says they would just let him into VIP clubs at 14 to get wasted. like come the fuck on, if your club does that, you should get shut down for a month. what kind of fucked up shit and predatory patrons are at your cool, exclusive nightclub that you want an intoxicated minor there with no guardian.
i have no doubt that Zach's late adolescence was an absolute nightmare.
Why they dressed like the bull dykes at a gay bar
That was the style at the time
I'm wondering if one of the reasons conservatives have had such inroads with youth is that they give you money if you're big enough. Like you can make a career out of being a college campus Republican and content creator. There's a whole financial infrastructure in place to create these people and incentivize them to recruit. Dems, on the other hand, view it as a public service. You should be an outspoken campus Democrat because it's the right thing to do and because you're a good person. There doesn't seem to be enough of an influencer pipeline to take over the real estate. I'm aware that there are paid DNC teen influencers but it doesn't seem as common as the right. TPUSA has spent a lot of money on this machine and I don't know if there's a Dem equivalent.
Basically, Republicans are more willing to buy the soul of the youth while Dems think the youth should volunteer their souls.
Yeah Dems are much more invested in the idea of a limited, meritocratic stable of up and coning ~~grifters~~ influencers, people with the degrees from the good schools. Whereas with conservatives, 95 year old Baron Oiler Von Warcrimes who has $840 billion in assets after inheriting his dad’s asbestos corporation just throws a $100k per year at a dozen wannabe Kirks and it won’t even touch his principal.
you are on fire with these takes.
it must be so cool to be the Langley Dominos. the things you hear 
These are literal children
That's that high production value to honor the memory of the late great Kirk.
Spell check is liberal 😤
It's so cute when kids set up a lemonade stand
MoOOOoom, I have to make a display board for the 4th grade Science Fair ~~tomorrow~~ in 15 minutes!
why doesnt anyone ever go to one of these tables and give the debatelord LSD?
mind changing experience
The Lincoln-Douglas-Timothy Leary Debate Style.
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lollege
I wouldnt have the argument power to convince them because considering them about the same doesnt really give me a strong postion. The best recourse, intellectually speaking is bash their stupidnlemonade stand in with a tire iron.
we have the "prove me wrong" tent at home
It's a push who cares
Somebody please take them soap and a razor