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[–] geneva_convenience@lemmy.ml 18 points 2 days ago (6 children)

And then run for Senate in Maine

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[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 21 points 2 days ago (1 children)

the real horror of doing war crimes is that some people doing them will get sad and will need validation

[–] Twongo@lemmy.ml 25 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Honestly, most good (Anti) War Movies i know are set in Vietnam.

When i think of movies in the middle east, it´s US Slopaganda like Jarhead, Blackhawk Down and American Sniper

[–] yeather@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Blackhawk Down is set in Africa. Also, watch Guy Ritchie’s The Covenant and Warfare by Alex Garland / A24.

[–] Twongo@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 days ago

touche. last time i watched it was as an impressionable teenager so i don't remember much.

i wonder what a guy ritchie war movie is like, thx for the recommendation

[–] 1984@lemmy.today 7 points 2 days ago (6 children)

I mean it depends. Depending on what country they dont like at the moment, its been Russia, China, Vietnam, Afghanistan, Iraq, Iran... And now Venezuela.

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[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

You have to look for movies made during the war to get the spicy stuff. Most famously, The Green Berets, a movie so bad that when they showed it to marines in Vietnam, they wanted to go back to work. Roger Ebert gave 0 stars, bless his soul.

My favorite shamelessly openly propaganda movie is Red Dawn, the one about a ragtag team of teenagers guerilla fighting off a joint invasion of the US by the USSR and Communist Latin Americans. Wolverines!

joint invasion of the US by the USSR and Communist Latin Americans

Based

[–] Cosmonaut_Collin@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

Don't forget Monster Hunter

[–] dessalines@lemmy.ml 101 points 3 days ago

Obligatory US troop copypasta


You see american choppers in the bright blue sky, hundreds and hundreds of screaming american soldiers drop from it, you look across the field and see the tanks rolling in. You hear a loud explosion and realise that the shrine you have protected for thousands of years with tooth and nail is destroyed by the empire, you come to the realisation that this is very probably the end of your people who’ve struggled to survive all these centuries.You realise that very soon there is going to be a river of blood of your people here; white phosphorus and depleted uranium will be shot very soon, deforming babies for decades to come, and millions of your people are gonna be killed. Your millennia old language and religion will be wiped out, you’re very likely the last of your kind.

Suddenly, an American soldier kicks you down, puts his foot on your neck and aims his standard ar-15 on the side of your head all while screaming; you realise you’re gonna die, and you won’t have to see the destruction of your community that you fostered so carefully all these centuries for.

Just before he pulls the trigger, you think to yourself, “To be fair to him, he probably had a low GPA in highschool and didnt have a health-care, those are notoriously hard to get in America”.

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 40 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Not before they make 10 movies about how great their job in bringing democracy to said country was

[–] shawn1122@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 days ago

If you being democracy to a country against the will of the people, is that reqlly democratic? This sounds like putting lipstick on the pig that is imperialism.

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[–] svcg@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 2 days ago

I believe the original source for this joke is Frankie Boyle: https://youtu.be/yZOLq82m2Ks

[–] Washedupcynic@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 days ago

You're not wrong.

[–] DupaCycki@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago (3 children)

I mean, wouldn't you be depressed after slaughtering several clearly unarmed families?

[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

there are documentaries of old people laughing when reminiscing about their warcrimes.

look into the Tantura massacre documentary

[–] Mrkawfee@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

israelis are notorious for this. They dehumanise Palestinians to a level that would make the Nazis blush.

[–] shawn1122@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 days ago

Somehow I can't relate to that all. No amount of economic desperation would bring many people to that.

Now with the right amount of indoctrination and lack of education I can definitely see things playing out that way.

[–] Vupware@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

No, that’s the cure to the depression (Obviously not)

[–] RedSnt@feddit.dk 30 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Remember Jarhead with Jake Gyllenhaal?
They were literally depressed because they didn't get to shoot enough people..

[–] Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net 26 points 3 days ago (1 children)

The way the stories are depicted they always dehumanize the invaded populations; after soldiers kill freedom fighters (who are always depicted as the bad guys), they also show civilians who get caught up and then the marine has a little breakdown over it, or has to hide his pain, or even that the civilians may have been trying to protect the fighter because he was family to them, and basically the story is told in a way to make you want to make excuses for the soldier. Meanwhile real soldiers are more like Platner who go back for multiple tours and talk about how they like infantry combat, or the people who brutalize the population at a level just beneath getting them legal consequences.

I would say we need a new red dawn movie from the perspective of the Soviet (DPRK in the modern one) troops to get the message across, something that probably rips off a famous war movie that most have seen, to really hammer home how ridiculous modern war movies are but truthfully? I do genuinely think too many people are far too obtuse to understand; also every now and then a lib cracks and admits he believe our troops are good people while Russian troops are bad people.

Perhaps what we also really need are movies from the perspective of the freedom fighters, but forget depicting them in a sympathetic light; depict them like Rambo, kicking butt and taking dogtags/names, and the troops in a similar depiction as the Persians in 300.

[–] Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz 3 points 2 days ago

Perhaps what we also really need are movies from the perspective of the freedom fighters, but forget depicting them in a sympathetic light; depict them like Rambo, kicking butt and taking dogtags/names, and the troops in a similar depiction as the Persians in 300.

There's quite a few chinese movies that depict the korean war that way.

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 24 points 3 days ago

And there's a solid chance the cinematography will portray the civillians and resistance fighters as either dumb animals (most Iraq movies) or a horde of zombies (Black Hawk Down)

[–] Horse@lemmygrad.ml 23 points 3 days ago

the only good us soldier is a dead one

[–] redchert@lemmygrad.ml 9 points 3 days ago

They just wanted healthcare 😔 Its not their fault that iraqi wedding was placed in front of their gun! True America isn’t like that I swear!

[–] Tenderizer78@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

The slave trade was stopped not by trying to garner sympathy for the slaves, but for the slave traders dying at sea. Hard to get people to care about people who look different to them. Then again in the age of drone warfare I don't think this can be applied "directly" to modern conflict.

[–] ErmahgherdDavid@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

We all have to feel sorry for the drones?

[–] Tenderizer78@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 days ago

Looks like it. Time to humanize ChatGPT.

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Please, won't somebody think of the drones? 🥺

[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 days ago

Wall-E 2 is gonna be dope

[–] theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 3 days ago

The perpetrators are obviously the victims./s

[–] AlHouthi4President@lemmy.ml 6 points 3 days ago

Khomeini pfp 🫡

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