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this post was submitted on 06 Nov 2025
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So many companies and environmental damage just to get investors to dump money into terrible ideas.
What experts? Give me my Dyson spehere!
I just imagine the first places that put in in-door lightnig like "here now you can work later in the day" now they will be like "Oh look you can work 24/7 now it's never dark anymore".
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Thought I was in the boring dystopia community instead. I suppose I'll just continue to hope that this is too impractical to happen or that those responsible aren't competent enough to make it happen.
This isn’t even possible and the cost even if it was would be ASTRONOMICAL.
Very useful on the off chance that vampires are real. Otherwise.... Less so.
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Cut to: man watching in shock as his "mirror satellite" burns people like ants under a magnifier
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Hey so, this might seem pretty extreme but um....
People who even attempt to steal sunlight should die. I don't care how, they should just be dead.
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Oh, I think it's a wonderful plan for the startup. They don't own space, they don't have any control over space, they're selling something that they know they can't possibly deliver because they would have to get people to agree that they're allowed to steal sunlight and space, and that would never happen. It's great for them. They can get some cash.
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they'll start by selling sunlight at night, but we know that it'll end up being that we have to either pay to have sunlight in the daytime OR pay to not have sunlight at night.
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No.
Scientists: One desperate plan we are considering to combat climate change is a series of gigantic mirrors to deflect sunlight away from the planet.
These assholes: OK, but what if, like, the opposite of that?
So literal space lasers?
Just like a certain great philosopher said, "The sun is a deadly laser"
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We had a solution for this MOONTOWERS
🎵 Take my love, take my land, take me where I cannot stand. I don’t care, I’m still free, you can’t take the sky from me.
Wait, no, don’t take the sky from me!
What about making our own startup that will make sure to destroy those orbital glasses?
Surface to space missiles seem to be a profitable entreprise
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Have we seen this episode on futurama?