LOL this response triggers me on MacOS when I tell it to install "unknown" software or turn off Bluetooth.
"WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN YOU CANT DO THAT, I AM YOUR OWNER AND IM TELLING YOU TO DO IT SO JUST FUCKING DO IT"
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LOL this response triggers me on MacOS when I tell it to install "unknown" software or turn off Bluetooth.
"WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN YOU CANT DO THAT, I AM YOUR OWNER AND IM TELLING YOU TO DO IT SO JUST FUCKING DO IT"
Jesus, my son wanted to add a classmate as a friend on Xbox Live last night. It should have been a two step process from a parent perspective: Authenticate, then authorise (though the lad was delegated the task of the latter technically).
When he tried to add the friend, I had to:
Just so he could get to the point where he could select "add as a friend", what the actual fuck
That’s just MFA on steroids. My government account has less verification lol

That explains about my work laptop. I swear that I clicked shutdown before I went on two week Christmas holidays!
Shutdown doesn't actually turn off the PC anymore. You need to do a restart if you actually want to "shut down" the computer all the way.
I see way too many systems where the CPU has been up for more than 100 days.
Open control panel, power, “change when pressing buttons”, show other options, uncheck fast startup.
Do people not just hold down the power button anymore?
modern windows tries to trick you into not doing that. if you hold for a little bit it turns the screen off so you think it's turned off when it really hasn't, then if you hold a little longer it turns the screen back on and tells you to please stop holding the power button, then finally a little after that the computer actually turns off. why the hardware even makes that possible is beyond me