Hey, Satya. You aren't fooling anyone and you don't have the knack of bald-faced lying like Kristi and Donny.
this post was submitted on 30 Jan 2026
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I use the office apps for college and I avoid the AI, its annoying, it pops up and im usually saying " wtf is this" no i need a blank document
Copilot: forces an AI summary at the top of every word document, intercepts every copy and paste, is injected in every search result
Stays: People love this shit, they use it all the time!
"The source is that I made it the fuck up!"
Seems to count in 2026.
I'd believe him more if it was opt in and very clearly let folks know.
Lol, no
Because Slopya has been shoving it down our throats everywhere. Office, Windows, GitHub,...
I used it for my first time this year. For like a week. That was all.
Then you're part of “monthly active Copilot users”
Indeed. Haven't touched it since
Doubt
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Well, if you count its uninstall feature, sure.
To be fair, there are a fair amount of Linux users on Lemmy.as for the millions who’ve never heard of Lemmy? I’m not confident they are not. Especially given the crap we have to clean out of my parent’s computer every couple months.
It's like they need this to be true
Weren't they just begging us to use their slop machine like a week ago? Now it's being used "a lot"? Sure Jan, lie to pump the stock.
Their stock price dropped 10% last night. Desperation is sinking in.
I use it for .net syntax and .net lib references I figure if it's good for anything it's that. I also used it to write a soulless email about communication and accountability I had to send a dev after he just set himself out of office for 4 days and missed his deliverable deadline.
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Since they renamed M362 to Copilot the usage numbers have been off the chart!
Absolutely NOT in office/email/whatever. But I must say copilot in vscode is very useful, auto-completion and for small tasks, it can generates code not that bad, just need small mod here and there and that's it.
never did, never will ✨
of course they are, slop boy.
AI executives don't matter
I'd love to see the numbers for computers with it immediately uninstalled.
It's being used at my work a lot, but I'm guessing it's mostly used as a Google replacement or an auto-complete tool. I know very few people that will generate the majority of their code with AI.