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Leopards Ate My Face

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[–] BillyClark@piefed.social 103 points 1 day ago (1 children)

"This is unfair," says man who suddenly experiences actual fairness for the first time.

[–] robocall@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago

He really shouldn't have ever voted in elections. His incompetence isn't a great excuse.

[–] elleplaster@sopuli.xyz 14 points 1 day ago (3 children)

How did he get a ballot if he's not eligible to vote? At least in my state, you have to sign the voter register that has your name pre-printed. I suppose Kansas is different.

[–] AA5B@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Right, that’s what these crazies always forget - register to vote is where your eligibility to vote should be verified, and there are ways to do that without suppressing votes

Interesting, apparently it’s only since 1996 that non-citizens voting became a crime, and that only applies to federal elections …. Then there’s whatever citizenship law Kansas tried to pass was ruled unconstitutional

Historically people in his situation were treated like human beings and immigration enforcement of a contributing member of society was civil, compassionate, and had due process routes to legality or at least to transitioning your life without hardship

So this guy was not committing a crime assuming he registered to vote more than 30 years ago, the state failed in their duty to check eligibility, and he might still be able to legitimately vote for himself

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[–] unabart@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 day ago

ENJOY EL SALVADOR, BITCH! May the leopards leave a clean, smiling skull.

[–] mysticpickle@lemmy.ca 50 points 1 day ago
[–] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 day ago

Ah, a most delicious face for our good leopard friends.

[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 14 points 1 day ago

Obviously you didn't love trump enough.

[–] robocall@lemmy.world 136 points 2 days ago (10 children)

It's difficult to understand how a permanent resident would think he's a citizen and therefore eligible to vote.

I'm also questioning why the state of Kansas didn't verify his voter registration in any way.

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[–] dellish@lemmy.world 33 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Supporter and member of life-wrecking party is upset the party will wreck his life. Boo fucking hoo.

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[–] skisnow@lemmy.ca 55 points 1 day ago (2 children)

The common theme is people who think they're the in-crowd bullying outsiders, discovering that no, they were never in the in-crowd, the in-crowd just told them they were for as long as it was convenient.

If you're even slightly any category of minority, and you vote Republican thinking that they'll count you as one of their own, then you've not paid attention in history class.

[–] dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net 23 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Somehow an elected government official doesn’t know a really basic law.

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[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 83 points 2 days ago

Hahahahahaha. This is just the best. Newsflash "Leopard dies from overeating"

The only moral illegal immigration is my illegal immigration!

-GOPniks

[–] drunkpostdisaster@lemmy.world 1 points 22 hours ago

It's like ol' yeller

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

So the voter fraud was actually there, but supporting Trump?

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[–] rikudou@lemmings.world 54 points 2 days ago (5 children)

Aside from the main point of the article, how the fuck does it happen that someone votes since 1991 even though he's not eligible?

Does no one check that? Where I live, they have a list of people who can come to a vote in that specific region and unless you can present an official ID proving you're that person, you can't vote.

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