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Leopards Ate My Face

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[–] drunkpostdisaster@lemmy.world 1 points 23 hours ago

It's like ol' yeller

[–] 6stringringer@lemmy.zip 31 points 1 day ago (1 children)

He may not be the dumbest fucking idiot on the planet. However he ought to pray very hard that person doesn’t die.

[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Is that an original? It's very good.

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[–] INHALE_VEGETABLES@aussie.zone 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] spacebread98@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 day ago

"Feo, Fuerte, y Formal." The Ghoul, born Cooper Howard.

[–] MushuChupacabra@piefed.world 33 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Oh man, that's pretty rough Joe.

What I will do, is gather up all the empathy that you expressed for ICE victims before this happened to you, and then use exactly the same amount of concern for your wellbeing.

Two in the thoughts, one in the prayers.

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[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 30 points 2 days ago

Oh nooooo........anyways.

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Oh my god, this guy in particular can truly go fuck himself with a rake.

Goddamn, what an insanely priveleged hypocritical dumbass.

[–] Archangel1313@lemmy.ca 26 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Lol! So...this guy is proof that what Donald Trump has been saying about immigrants voting illegally, is true?

You just can't make this shit up.

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[–] N0t_5ure@lemmy.world 26 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Couldn't have happened to a more deserving fellow.

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A repugnantcan politician facing felony voter fraud? I'll give that the same probability as the sun rising tomorrow morning

[–] switcheroo@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago

Get fucked.

Signed, the decent third of the US (/sigh)

[–] LMurch@thelemmy.club 22 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)
[–] Paranoidfactoid@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Leopards ate his face, blah blah blah. By this point, if you don't know Trump is a blowtorch and he's indiscriminate about where he points that flame, you deserve the face eating leopards. Carrying Trump branded blowtorches. Or something else also mixed in metaphor.

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[–] worhui@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago

That guy is literally the criminal element that the Republicans have been speaking out about for years. It sounds like he should be spending some time in jail before being deported. Luckily he admitted his crime in public and on the record so a case against him should go even smoother than a regular one.

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 11 points 1 day ago

I really need to stop just setting it down when I'm done, cause I'm tired of looking for it. Hang on…

All right. Here's my tiniest violin…

[–] zbyte64@awful.systems 11 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I'm an immigrant who committed multiple counts of voter fraud just like the GOP says. That is why I am a Republican, they're right about who we are.

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