see? ai does create new jobs. checkmate ai doomers /s
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The future is clocking in for another 12 hour shift at the "making minor adjustments to the super intelligent AI dick sucking factory" so you can afford to eat the bugs and live in the pod
Its funny because in the US, there are regulations that make it such that, even if they have the capability to close the doors remotely and anti pinch sensors etc, they are not allowed to unless it is done by someone from a device nearby while they hold down the close button.
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New rule, if you order one - fail to close the doors properly.
Just accelerate at full power and the doors will close themselves, duh.
Move fast and break things!
Or reverse slightly and stop…
self driving cars
Top notch, very latest, highest technology, aren't they?
LMAO!!
So what's the point if a future car can't close itself?
The US has serious FUD w regards to self driving vehicles and legal issues are in the way. Obviously the car could be built to do this safely but there are laws that prohibit this. Remember this is the same country that has reintroduced measles to the masses out of uneducated fear of vaccines.
Of course it is.
Can't the car just back up half a meter then quickly go forward half a meter?
Now I'm imagining the car shaking off like a wet dog to shut its doors.
back up half a meter then quickly go forward
...in order to kill a few more people than they already do?
Elon's robots can close the doors.
And lock them, then self immolate