I was going to try to goad you into making it work with docker swarm, but then I realized it already does that. Bravo, you beautiful psychopath.
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Yeah, the best approach would've been a two step devolve, given swarm can do similar things as daemonset, and multi replicas. But no, this is a one step lobotomy, no child nor women were spared
It's an insult to kubernetes
Is it though?
Yes, very much so
Acronyms, initialisms, abbreviations, contractions, and other phrases which expand to something larger, that I've seen in this thread:
| Fewer Letters | More Letters |
|---|---|
| DNS | Domain Name Service/System |
| HTTP | Hypertext Transfer Protocol, the Web |
| IP | Internet Protocol |
| SSL | Secure Sockets Layer, for transparent encryption |
| k8s | Kubernetes container management package |
| nginx | Popular HTTP server |
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I wish half of the time at least a project status update was written in a fun way. Thanks for developing this further!
I swear the k8s brainrot has escaped containment
I haven't yet done a new update ; it has even gone worse since then, there has been a 3.0.0 incident
You have angered the helmsman Charon. Your misdeeds have been noted.