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Some days ago I shared a script that would transform basic kubernetes manifests into docker compose and caddyfile. It was heresy, but controlled heresy.

The voice never stopped. Now it's an ecosystem with its own package manager, and it does CRDs with custom operators. It's extendable. It's documented. It's an insult to kubernetes.

Now you too have to live knowing this exist. And i'm sorry

Update : and then it got worse https://dekube.io/

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[–] PabloSexcrowbar@piefed.social 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I was going to try to goad you into making it work with docker swarm, but then I realized it already does that. Bravo, you beautiful psychopath.

[–] pokexpert30@jlai.lu 4 points 1 month ago

Yeah, the best approach would've been a two step devolve, given swarm can do similar things as daemonset, and multi replicas. But no, this is a one step lobotomy, no child nor women were spared

[–] slazer2au@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's an insult to kubernetes

Is it though?

[–] pokexpert30@jlai.lu 8 points 1 month ago

Yes, very much so

[–] Decronym@lemmy.decronym.xyz 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Acronyms, initialisms, abbreviations, contractions, and other phrases which expand to something larger, that I've seen in this thread:

Fewer Letters More Letters
DNS Domain Name Service/System
HTTP Hypertext Transfer Protocol, the Web
IP Internet Protocol
SSL Secure Sockets Layer, for transparent encryption
k8s Kubernetes container management package
nginx Popular HTTP server

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[–] ZeDoTelhado@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I wish half of the time at least a project status update was written in a fun way. Thanks for developing this further!

[–] pokexpert30@jlai.lu 2 points 1 month ago

No issues. But if you want even worse : https://github.com/baptisterajaut/h2c-api

[–] greyscale@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I swear the k8s brainrot has escaped containment

[–] pokexpert30@jlai.lu 1 points 1 month ago

I haven't yet done a new update ; it has even gone worse since then, there has been a 3.0.0 incident

[–] Lem453@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 month ago

You have angered the helmsman Charon. Your misdeeds have been noted.