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[–] Pistcow@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Don't forget your poop buddy!

[–] Zkuld@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Modern toilet lobbies have pushed for antisocial pooping for long enough!

[–] Mothra@mander.xyz 16 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Um ok I would suggest removing the underwear in the second image but honestly I don't know anything about being a sailor or life in a ship

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)
[–] Kn1ghtDigital@lemmy.zip 12 points 1 month ago (2 children)

So is the buddy optional or do you just shit yourself while holding hands with your new bestie on the edge of the ship

[–] yogthos@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 month ago

I imagine it's like when a dog looks you in the eye for emotional support while taking a shit.

[–] orc_princess@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The latter, it's not gay (unless...)

[–] unwarlikeExtortion@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 month ago

It isn't.

It would only become gay if the buddy offered to be shat on, but that can't happen on the ship.

Why?

If the ship has no functioning toilets (otherwise why shit like this), chances are it never even had a working shower.

The higher-ups would be livid.

Truly a anti-gay ship.

[–] The_Che_Banana@beehaw.org 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I think the 'Avoid direct eye contact while your ass is in the wind' step is also missing

[–] Mothra@mander.xyz 7 points 1 month ago

You reckon maybe it's optional? Or maybe sailors assert dominance that way. Like I said, it's a mystery to me

[–] reagansrottencorpse@lemmy.ml 2 points 4 weeks ago

Bro is going through all that just to still crap his underpants