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Leopards Ate My Face

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[–] Gammelfisch@lemmy.world 1 points 1 minute ago

Ain't that a shame. Tough shit and suck it up.

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 5 points 1 hour ago (1 children)
[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 3 points 47 minutes ago

Operation Epstein Furry II — UwU Boogaloo.

[–] minorkeys@lemmy.world 14 points 4 hours ago

Yeah. That's what you get when your leader prioritized loyalty over competence.

[–] 20cello@lemmy.world 45 points 5 hours ago (2 children)
[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 5 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

That's not what he said. He said

America first

you know, like a list.

America first, then South America, Europe, Asia.....

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

They really should learn their ABCs then, cuz Afghanistan would be first alphabetically.

[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 23 points 5 hours ago

First in the firing line.

[–] Jhex@lemmy.world 52 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

"Incompetence Everywhere"... wasn't that the Orange Pedophile's campaign slogan?

[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 30 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

And courruption. Don't forget corruption.

[–] Jhex@lemmy.world 17 points 5 hours ago (1 children)
[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 18 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Fair.

But imagine if they were competent.

[–] TwilitSky@lemdro.id 8 points 4 hours ago

As though any of this is accidental.

[–] WolfmanEightySix@piefed.social 9 points 4 hours ago

It’s not incompetence, it’s deliberate.

[–] Tempus_Fugit@lemmy.world 19 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Are the Israelis still turning away folks from the shelters that don't look like them? They did that last year.

[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 5 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Hard to tell. I saw this the other day: https://x.com/hippyygoat/status/2028821826499903592

Sorry it's on X but I can't find any other source. So it may be sensationalist, recycled from 2025, or made up.

Regardless — sorry, zhongguoren, but you aren't the chosen people.

[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 8 points 5 hours ago

not incompetence. they just simply didn't care.

[–] heyWhatsay@slrpnk.net 7 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

So which is worse: being stuck in Israel, or stuck in the US?

[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 18 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

Israel has socialized medicine, at least.

[–] UnspecificGravity@piefed.social 7 points 4 hours ago

Not for everyone.

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 10 points 4 hours ago

Which the US pays for...

[–] mrdown@lemmy.world 6 points 5 hours ago

Stuck in Gaza or the west bank

[–] givesomefucks@lemmy.world 9 points 6 hours ago

A cynic would say they're hoping for American deaths in Israel to use as further justification for war...

But it's gonna ring pretty hollow after how many Americans Israel has killed.

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 5 points 6 hours ago