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Leopards Ate My Face

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[–] Jhex@lemmy.world 84 points 1 month ago (2 children)

"Incompetence Everywhere"... wasn't that the Orange Pedophile's campaign slogan?

[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 47 points 1 month ago (2 children)

And courruption. Don't forget corruption.

[–] Jhex@lemmy.world 23 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 22 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Fair.

But imagine if they were competent.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 2 points 1 month ago

And Pedophilia. Don't forget the Pedophilia. Everyone needs a hobby, especially Sociopathic Oligarchs, and they can afford Pedophilia.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 1 points 1 month ago

Promises Made, Promises Kept.

[–] 20cello@lemmy.world 68 points 1 month ago (3 children)
[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 32 points 1 month ago

First in the firing line.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That's not what he said. He said

America first

you know, like a list.

America first, then South America, Europe, Asia.....

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

They really should learn their ABCs then, cuz Afghanistan would be first alphabetically.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Huh? You made that up. Afwhatsit. That's not real. Signed, statesia

[–] whotookkarl@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 month ago

They only count as people to the admin if they have over 10 mil in assets

[–] Tempus_Fugit@lemmy.world 32 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Are the Israelis still turning away folks from the shelters that don't look like them? They did that last year.

[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Hard to tell. I saw this the other day: https://x.com/hippyygoat/status/2028821826499903592

Sorry it's on X but I can't find any other source. So it may be sensationalist, recycled from 2025, or made up.

Regardless — sorry, zhongguoren, but you aren't the chosen people.

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Operation Epstein Furry II — UwU Boogaloo.

[–] minorkeys@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago

Yeah. That's what you get when your leader prioritized loyalty over competence.

[–] Gammelfisch@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Ain't that a shame. Tough shit and suck it up.

[–] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Imagine living in Israel in 2026. Fucking wild, unless they're there to overthrow the government then quite frankly fuck em.

[–] tias@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 month ago

Being there does not mean you live there. There are many people working for "American" companies with headquarters in Israel, for example.

[–] WolfmanEightySix@piefed.social 14 points 1 month ago

It’s not incompetence, it’s deliberate.

[–] givesomefucks@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

A cynic would say they're hoping for American deaths in Israel to use as further justification for war...

But it's gonna ring pretty hollow after how many Americans Israel has killed.

[–] TwilitSky@lemdro.id 9 points 1 month ago

As though any of this is accidental.

[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I think they are just trolling us when they use the first initials of Epstein Files to name their battle plan Epic Fury. Only in america.

[–] FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 month ago

Only in America do people insist that the majority aren't responsible for who was democratically elected

[–] heyWhatsay@slrpnk.net 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)

So which is worse: being stuck in Israel, or stuck in the US?

[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Israel has socialized medicine, at least.

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 16 points 1 month ago

Which the US pays for...

[–] UnspecificGravity@piefed.social 8 points 1 month ago

Not for everyone.

[–] mrdown@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Stuck in Gaza or the west bank

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago
[–] NutWrench@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 month ago

If you expected Trump to give a single, solitary shit about ordinary citizens, then you have NOT been paying attention.

[–] curious_dolphin@slrpnk.net 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

How is this leopards material? Are Americans abroad majority Trumpers or something?

[–] uienia@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Americans abroad? No. Americans visting Israel this last year, yeah, definitely.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 2 points 1 month ago

After this guy whined incessantly about the chaos of getting out of Afghanistan (as if the end of any war isn't chaotic under the best of circumstances), he causes an enormous mess just STARTING a war.