Just gonna give them a rundown on my politics
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On of my ancestors cut his two fingers off to escape the Russian draft decades and decades ago. I'm not in America and I think I might be disqualified anyway if I were, but I wonder if that's a modern strategy that could work. It does sound a bit drastic...
God that must have been bleak, watching the USSR collapse, congress burning on TV, followed by years of hunger and finding out you might get sent to die for some oligarchs in Russia in Chenchnya.
Surely Donald will close the bone spurs loophole
Way to accept the premise of the question. Time to watch Full Metal Jacket.
If you’re going to die anyway, you might as well all band together and storm the (what’s left of) the white house and take the fcker down with you.
The rest of the world would name national holidays after you and hail you as a hero.
Not an american, but my country has a mandatory lottery style conscription system :3.. I did end up with my name in it once, but I never got past the medical evaluation :3 failed the psychological tests lol. It did end up with me getting a military mandated mental hospital visit™ tho, which is a fun story to tell
Same boat man. I've seen enough shit I'd probably blast my superiors too.
Would measles be a way out? It is on the rise in america.
Back when I was young I was just glad I was hard of hearing.
Why dodge when you can frag?
Can they use the traditional excuse of bone spurs?
It is like dodging a ball right? Sounds easy.
If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a draft.
Just remember the 5 "D"s of dodgeball and you'll be alright:
Dodge,
Duck,
Dip,
Dive, and uh...
Dodge!
Reminds me of an old lyric by John Prine..."She was a level-headed woman, on the road to alcohol, and I was just a soldier, on my way to Montreal".
The last several wars didn't have a draft.
The toddler in chief doesn't care about history, precident, rules, you, your children, your opinions or who he kills.
But goldfish brain Americans forgot the slaughter of Vietnam and an average age of 19 for the dead.
They didn't "fall", they were killed.
Well, I'm disabled/neurodivergent. So really I technically shouldn't be able to get drafted (I'm saying this with the knowledge I gained back when I wanted to join the Marines when I was 15 that the Military doesn't usually enlist people with either autism or ADHD. And I have both. )