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this post was submitted on 20 Mar 2026
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They asked copilot to slop an update for them and it tried to kill itself. Tragic, really.
Only took it a sloppy second
Sounds like an improvement to me.
lol Microslop gonna Microslop
Finally, Microsoft improves Windows.
That’s pretty handy, if I still ran Windows I wouldn’t want any of that shit to have internet access.
Crackhead logic
Microslop: KB5079473 slops internet access to Winslop 11 Slops, Edge, OneSlop, Slopilot
Microslop, one stop slop shop.
Hey I might actually be able to get out of work for once and I can thank Microslop for that update.
"Sorry boss, I updated and can't do any work. Sure hope this message reaches you through Teams!"
It's a feature not a bug!