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[–] deathbird@mander.xyz 10 points 1 hour ago

You know what could solve ticket scalping? Ban ticket resales. That's always been an option. Venues don't do this because their only concern is selling out their seats.

[–] minorkeys@lemmy.world 2 points 27 minutes ago* (last edited 25 minutes ago)

The better to opress you with, my dear....biometric tracking everywhere for everything. We let them put microphones, cameras and location tracking, facial recognition in everything and everywhere, we might end up having to use LLMs as the interface to everything capturing voice, speech patterns, thought patterns....why the fuck not eyes, dna, fingerprints (wait, we already did that one)...

[–] SleeplessCityLights@programming.dev 35 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

I don't trust a single thing that the world's most successful snake oil salesman of all time says.

[–] A_norny_mousse@piefed.zip 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

I'm not sure I'd give him the #1 position. Definitely up there, but not quite at the top. Or maybe several megagrifters should share the throne.

[–] pleb_maximus@piefed.zip 1 points 22 minutes ago

Battle Royale of the megagrifters for the throne? Would surely sell some tickets, too. :3

[–] winni@piefed.social 1 points 53 minutes ago

tell them to hide in the metaverse

[–] smileyhead@sh.itjust.works 1 points 54 minutes ago

It is just a private company doing the verification solely, orb is just a gimmick to look like actual thing.

[–] magnue@lemmy.world 5 points 2 hours ago

Scam Altman: "Oh no - the bots are 2 good. Gaze into my black hole pls"

Scam Altman: Literally gave birth to the bot technology.

[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 15 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

I’m never going to a concert again

[–] njordomir@lemmy.world 12 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

I'm going to support local anti-authoritarian punk and hip hop until they do away with this.

[–] Quokka@quokk.au 2 points 1 hour ago

Support them after as well!

[–] A_norny_mousse@piefed.zip 1 points 1 hour ago

I don't think even Sam Altman thinks this. He's saying it, sure. He's a liar.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 6 points 3 hours ago

Are the orbs gonna shoot a laser beam that disintegrates the CEO of Ticketmaster?

[–] DeadPixel@lemmy.zip 17 points 4 hours ago

Fuck off Sam

[–] pycorax@sh.itjust.works 9 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

How about you just restrict ticket sales to 1-2 per person and require it to be tied to a name on sale which is verified on use and cannot be easily changed? That's all you need to do.

[–] sefra1@lemmy.zip 2 points 36 minutes ago

No, I don't want random companies to have my legal name, I reserve the right to be anonymous both online and offline

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 57 points 5 hours ago

Scalping Sam Altman would surely sell some tickets.

[–] WatDabney@sopuli.xyz 54 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) (2 children)

Weird how so many techbro ideas boil down to registering your identification with the tech oligarchs...

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 points 8 minutes ago

happening at the same time as age verification many tech, and websites.

[–] pdxfed@lemmy.world 6 points 2 hours ago

I can't think of anyone I would rather give unalterable biometric information to than a group of egomaniacal sadists who have shown utter disregard for the privacy of everyone as well as the legal code.

[–] PierceTheBubble@lemmy.ml 23 points 5 hours ago

(1) Offer a solution which exacerbates bot-traffic on the internet, (2) legitimize the need for verification of users as a result, (3) offer the most privacy-invasive "solution" to the "problem" imaginable: problem(1)-reaction(2)-solution(3)... every parasite's favorite paradigm :)

[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 12 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

How does this achieve anything that requiring proof of purchase doesn't?

[–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 9 points 4 hours ago

It achieves invading customer privacy.

Oh, and selling a lot of their scanner-ball hardware things. Because now anybody who ever buys tickets to any concert or any other live event will now also need to buy one of those little fuckers.

[–] artyom@piefed.social 0 points 1 hour ago

Because you can hand someone else proof of purchase. The only way to truly prevent scalping is by verifying the purchaser's identity, to ensure they cannot transfer it to anyone else. At least not without selling it through the distributor's own channels where they will then collect a fee for the privilege of providing the proprietary platform to facilitate such transactions.

I'll take the scalping, thanks.

[–] CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world 19 points 5 hours ago

You can't solve scalping when its a core function of LiveNation's ecosystem. Scalping is the business model.

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 16 points 5 hours ago

What a relief. As long as we are all tracked at all times by both government and corporations, we can finally be free of the burden of ticket scalping. It's a small price to pay for this great reward. I think we can turn our attention toward solving other oppressive plagues like Jay walking and double parking now.

[–] just_another_person@lemmy.world 5 points 4 hours ago

They thought wrong.

This dumbass idea assumes a single person and NOT a group of people are responsible for scalping tickets, when in actuality this will just drive up scalping prices.

You fucking morons.

[–] Lexam@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Do you have to put your eye on it? Because hello pink eye everyone!

[–] 0x0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 hours ago

Please insert identity verification probe